Thazzzzzz riiiiiiiiight! Now you too can be as rich as I am. How rich, you ask? So rich that I blow my nose using $50 dollar bills, thats how rich! "But wait!" You're thinking, "How can db_man make me as rich (and attractive to the opposite sex) as he is?" Well, I'll tell ya: It's all about the databases. "The databases?!?!" you're thinking, "How can the databases make me so rich that I could blow my nose with fifty-dollar-bills?!?" By selling them! Thats how! That's right! Slap me on the arse an called me sally, because I've just started my own affiliate program!! So here's the deal in a nutshell: Every database for sale on seocracy can be sold be you, using whatever means you care to use, emails, websites, tattooing & body art....whatever....and I'll give you 25% of the sale. TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT So for a typical database that is $35.00, you'll get $8.75. That's a better payout then most aff programs! And you already have all the contacts and avenues you need to sell this stuff! I bet each of you knows a bunch of people who would love to buy these databases. It's like selling water in the Sahara desert. Everyone you know wants content. Now when setting this whole thing up, I didn't want to have to keep spread-sheets and pay you each out manually every month, so I opted for a different route: The entire affiliate program is managed by the service I host my products through: E-Junkie. So here's how it works: First you sign up for the affiliate program through this link here: Join Now After that point you click 'get codes' and you'll get a drop down list containing each product. You can either select a specific database to promote or you can link directly to the index of databases. For every and any purchase made through that link (whether it's the product you linked to or any other product on my site) you will be 25% of the sale (this is done through a cookie). You will be sent an email for each sale originating from your link, and each month's earnings will be paid via PayPal at the end of each month. So go give'er guys! Any suggestions you have are welcome.
This isn't a joke, although the way the post is written, I can see why some of you said that. Check out the affiliate program, it's pretty decent.
I do..especially because on DP most people are serious when they post, but the stuff they post is a joke! You did the opposite..you were being funny in your post, and the stuff you posted was serious. Err, that makes no sense. People usually post services or stuff for sale, being all serious-like. But in reality, their post is hilarious!
Haha well at least someone gets it! Thanks man! I just added a new database of MTV music videos that is selling for $50 a pop...affiliate earns 12.50 on each sale. It's been selling really well so far. Check it out! Join Now
It's not a joke guys. db_man just has a strange sense of humor (personally I think he's hilarious, but that's me). Anyhow, if you have a clue about databases, how to use them, who uses them, etc, then this is a great program. However, if you are a clueless n00b, then it won't do you any good, move along. Just my 2 cents.
Seocracy rocks! I made my millions with his databases. One of the databases that sells really well is the STD database, because so many people here are sporting the STD's so they are very familiar with the content, they are buying them up like hotcakes!
Yeah his databases are sh*t-hot (can I say that here?) - Check out his site, there's free ones available there too. Bad news about losing that bet Jon, btw.
I actually liked the way you wrote your post I just wasn't sure if it was real or not. It gave me a good long laugh. I showed it yo my friend who knows nothing about web development/design/ect and he though it was hilarious too. Although he thought the funniest post was the one where you said it wasn't a joke. lol
Don't worry man, the people who think it's a joke are too stupid to make any sales for you anyway. P.S. I'm going to kill you, Jon. I can't believe I clicked that link....