In this thread, we pretend to be webmasters making millions

I 've got natalie portman and scarlet johanson to do a 2girl1cup infront of me

 

I'm inviting you all to my empire state building for a party! Drunk white women for everyone . Also, free money. I have an appointment at the playboy mansion so gotta run

 

I've got terrible news. Today was my sons 5th birthday and I got him a pinata filled with money like I always do, but Pepe (my gardener) filled it with 100 dollar bills instead of the 1000 bills I told him to use. What a useless piece of garbage. I had his family killed in front of him as a lesson.

 

Jeez that sounds similar to my birthday. But I had to kill everyone. No one brought me anything I liked. (I didn't kill the hot women)

 

Can anyone help me decide which one do take for this hour drive.

 

I would suggest the white. My dog owns 3 of them. Very neat! Maybe you should drive both. You could purchase a robot clone of your self and take them both.

 

$0 is good for better life , live with poor people and get a life.

 

Some friends said that Google is the best search engine while some other said Yahoo.
Okay okay, no debate please. I will buy both then.

 

I just made billions when mimm bought google and yahoo from me.


This is hilarious.

 

sorry i dont sell my google and yahoo

 

Hey! Wait.
Which one of you guys is the real owner?
I just bought Google and Yahoo from nosleepno. But wait, I think I've just bought pishing sites!
Yaboo!.com and Goodle.com!!
Oh, man.....

 

lol ... wait dream will come true

 

I bought out Host Rocket, and then went on to own Softlayer, The Planet, Host Gator, and payed 4.5 Trillion dollars to the Skull and Crossbones Society's Membership Fees

 

I just canceled my round with Tiger to pick up the keys to Google Headquarters. I'm too busy for Tiger anyway. It's a shame my bank won't process EFT payments over $1 million from Adsense. Lord knows what the total is in there nowadays!! It keeps building up. But no worries, my 80% commission from Beatles revenue keeps me in the cash. ATM's just never have enough cash in them for my withdrawals. ....sigh....oh well...I guess I can just eat at any one of the 15,000 five star hotels I own

 

I finally got tired of hearing about immigration problems, so I bought New Mexico. All of it. And gave it back to Old Mexico. We're now a 49 state country.

 

I just bought Hawaii, and it came with Gilligan's Island FREE! (BTW I actually did get to see it in person about 4 years ago and it's pretty awesome looking) - this is as close as you're gonna get without watching the old shows.

 

M really sorry for u buddy...u r scammed....i dint sell any of these

 

that doesn't look too hard to escape from