hahahaha lol its too funny , You can get everything at first time , You must answer like smile and eyes .
Sad when you get rejected from something like that for telling the truth. Its hard to be honest sometimes.
it sounds a little bit like a woman hater answer...surprised or not, the effect is justified. not talking about your intention of online dating...I guess it was impossible for you with this kind of attitude to find a real girl... or maybe it was only a joke, right?
hmm well lets see you take your dick and you just kind of stick in there and wiggle it around.. its called sex you should maybe try it one day ;-)
Reminds me of a Welsh friend whose chat up line was always, "Have you got any Welsh in you? No, well would you like some?"