http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crohn's_disease 'Crohn's disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the digestive tract and it can involve any part of it - from the mouth to the anus.' Blarg!!!! The worst part was living off a feeding tube for six days while the intestines rested and every one waited for me to... alem... fart and poop!!! Where else in the world besides the hospital will the first reaction from a LADY, when you say 'I just had my first fart' or 'I just had my first poop', be CONGRATULATIONS!!!! That's right, in the hospital!!! Golly, I sure wish it was like that in the real world!!! I LOVE to fart!!!! Now I've gained 15 pounds since I got out a month ago. So yah, I know how to both gain weight, AND lose it. Eat less to lose weight. Eat more to gain weight!!!! What??!! I'll lose muscle by losing weight??? er I don't have any muscle!!! I'm mostly fat!!!!
Blarg!!!! All they are are nice juicy farts!!! No need to cry over those fresh sounds that make the place smell like fresh flowers!!!
dude seriously I have got RED rep for dissing you, but WTF do people expect with posts like that? No offense to your ''juicy farts'' but We don't need to friggin sign into DP and read about them.