I'm a complete NOOB! Need help from experts!

Hi everyone I'm new here. Please don't be bothered if I post too many questions on here. I'm really new to this thing and I will start from scratch. I know nothing about computer technicalities so pardon me for my noobishness.

 

Welcome! I am new here too, but I think that this is the main reason of this forum - to help each other. For me, the most important thing is to have questions. If somebody have questions this is good. It's poor if somebody don't have questions to ask at all.