If You Would Start A New Religion

What would be the ten commandments for your religion?

 

Three commandments would do for my religion:

1. Thou shalt not post bone questions on DigitalPoint
2. Thou shalt read the AdSense TOS until you know them inside out.
3. If in doubt CountryBoy knows best.

 

1. Thou shall have no other Profits before me.
2. Thou shall tithe 10% of you earnings to the Profit (me).
3. If you are a rich celebrity, you must also by the Profit a Malibu home and a car when the Profit needs such things.
4. All women are at the disposal of the Profit (for this is a high honor)
5. Don't make any graven images--no, not even the Profit knows what this means
6. Fast every other Friday (this is a religion, no?)
7-10. Will be added as needed for the good of the profits.


I think I've been beaten to many of these

 

id let tom cruise think of them,

and while hes at it, id let him market it too

 

Thou shall not make the rest of the 10 commandments because ugly Betty repeat is on.

 

I'd say "live it inside" you wont get commisions to try to change other's lifes in any way promoting it. "Cost per Make believe = $0"