If you were to own Google....

Discussion in 'Google' started by reliable1, Sep 23, 2007.

  1. live-cms_com

    live-cms_com Notable Member

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    #21
    Except that Google would lose its aesthetic appeal and lose 50% of their audience who use it in the dark hours.
     
    live-cms_com, Sep 24, 2007 IP
  2. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamerâ„¢

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    #22
    Google is on PST:)

    I wouldn't change anything, they must be doing things right to be #1.
     
    Roman, Sep 24, 2007 IP
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    #23
    I would buy yahoo.
     
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    kodut Well-Known Member

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    #24
    i will start my own web portal just like yahoo. and buy ep
     
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  5. reliable1

    reliable1 Peon

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    #25
    I would definitely make Adwords more affiliate friendly...
     
    reliable1, Sep 24, 2007 IP
  6. bibel

    bibel Active Member

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    #26
    ... I would sell it to the first bidder
     
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  7. livedating

    livedating Active Member

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    #27
    I would promote own dating service..
    And I really hope that goolge will not do that with google romance in the nearest future :)
     
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  8. davewashere

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    #28
    I would drop the "do no evil" policy and start terrorizing the net. I would do more banning of IP ranges and even countries that are spamming or just unprofitable. The homepage would be turned black with no search field on the birthdays of Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, and George W. Bush to honor the patron saints of evil.
     
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  9. tanoanian

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    #29
    I'd burn it down. Burn baby burn...
     
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  10. trichnosis

    trichnosis Prominent Member

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    #30
    the first think that i will do is BANNING ALL THE PROXY SITES from my index
     
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  11. reliable1

    reliable1 Peon

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    #31
    Another idea - I wud fire Larry & Sergey
     
    reliable1, Sep 24, 2007 IP
  12. malcolm1

    malcolm1 Prominent Member

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    #32
    If you were to own Google....

    Then "world hunger" would cease to exist..

    I would make it a point to help those less fortunate then myself
    especially the children whom have nothing to look forward too in thier youth.

    thx
    malcolm
     
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  13. bomberman

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    #33
    Not at all. I used them as an ordinary employee. I'm sure they can help me.
     
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  14. reliable1

    reliable1 Peon

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    #34
    I doubt if they wud like to work as paid emplyees, bomberman
     
    reliable1, Sep 24, 2007 IP
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    #35
    I would sell off google to microsoft and live happily everafter !
     
    alemcherry, Sep 24, 2007 IP
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    tzau Well-Known Member

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    #36
    it`s been done already, with igoogle, doesn`t it ? :)
     
    tzau, Sep 24, 2007 IP
  17. greatone

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    #37
    I'll add every possible internet services with it. lolz too greed isn't it?
     
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  18. JasonLP

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    #38
    I wouldn't want the headache of owning google.
     
    JasonLP, Sep 24, 2007 IP
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    #39
    buy an island and name it as Google Island
     
    cahaya, Sep 24, 2007 IP