If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

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  1. mightyb

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    #21
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    #22
    That hamster has been brainwashed.
     
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    #23
    I'm a horny toad. :p
     
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    I thought you were talking to me at first..... then I saw the user badhairdude. lol
     
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    #25
    Continuing with my obsession with phoenix. Sure would be great to be one, or either a dragon. However I wouldn't want to be a normal animal, if I had no choice, id be a falcon or an eagle.. something that flies high and kills prey like a bullet.
     
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    #26
    i'd like to be a llama

    Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
     
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    #27
    I've already thought about this at length.

    I'd be a firefly. Yeah, you live a short life, being an adult for less than a couple of weeks. But think about it - 1) The only thing to do during your adult life is mate. That's the only thing on your mind, and it's the only thing on the mind of the lady firefly's :). There's no aggressive fighting for the females, no fighting at all really. Just mate and move on. 2) Forget about number one, your butt emits light!@!!@! How cool is that?
     
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    #28

    A human alternative of that would be a hooker. A flashlight can give you the feature of #2
     
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    #29
    By the time you thought this out you'd be dead, no mating, no glowing butt, just the Einstien of fireflies.
     
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    #30
    Would you believe me if i said cat?
     
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    #31
    What's with all of the I'd be so and so animal because they hump a lot. I mean you do know you would still be humping an animal, right? I mean try you'd be an animal too, but your still have sex with an animal. Doesn't seem like a real great thing to me.
     
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    #32

    i was referring to the phoenix;)
     
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    #33
    Deb: What are you drawing?
    Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
    Deb: What's a liger?
    Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

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    #34
    I'd be a venomous snake. For no particular reason of course.

    Snakes eat rabbits.... Mike. :p

    Lmao Hodged!! Great point! It's really all Mike thinks about though, so we can't really blame him. :D
     
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    #35

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEGEND!

    ''Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day''

    :D
     
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