Continuing with my obsession with phoenix. Sure would be great to be one, or either a dragon. However I wouldn't want to be a normal animal, if I had no choice, id be a falcon or an eagle.. something that flies high and kills prey like a bullet.
I've already thought about this at length. I'd be a firefly. Yeah, you live a short life, being an adult for less than a couple of weeks. But think about it - 1) The only thing to do during your adult life is mate. That's the only thing on your mind, and it's the only thing on the mind of the lady firefly's . There's no aggressive fighting for the females, no fighting at all really. Just mate and move on. 2) Forget about number one, your butt emits light!@!!@! How cool is that?
By the time you thought this out you'd be dead, no mating, no glowing butt, just the Einstien of fireflies.
What's with all of the I'd be so and so animal because they hump a lot. I mean you do know you would still be humping an animal, right? I mean try you'd be an animal too, but your still have sex with an animal. Doesn't seem like a real great thing to me.
Deb: What are you drawing? Napoleon Dynamite: A liger. Deb: What's a liger? Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
I'd be a venomous snake. For no particular reason of course. Snakes eat rabbits.... Mike. Lmao Hodged!! Great point! It's really all Mike thinks about though, so we can't really blame him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEGEND! ''Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day''