If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

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  1. #1
    I'd be a pengiun. I waddle a lot.
     
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  2. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    I'd be a cat. They have 9 lives and walk around like they are the boss.

    Or maybe a dolphin, coz they are so cute.

    Hummm, i'd also like to be a bird, so I could fly wherever I wanted to.

    But i'm quite content with being a human bean.
     
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  3. fryman

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    #3
    I'd be a rabbit... so I could spend my life humping around...
     
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    #4
    I rather be a dead human, than any animal.
     
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    Platypus.....no reason other then to be the proof of God's sense of humor.
     
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  6. Hodgedup

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    #6
    Panter. I like to pounce on people and run off into the dark. Also, there's the whole licking thing, too.
     
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  7. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #7
    I'd like to be a big fat beaver!
     
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    Damn! That's what beavers build.
     
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  9. Homer

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    #9
    Or jumping from hole to hole ;) (in the ground of course).

    For me it would have to be a bird, an eagle in fact. Something about the whole persona of this animal that you can't help but love. Strong, symbol of power, ruthless predator and a great family care giver.

    Interesting sidenote, did you know that ducks actually die from broken hearts. When there mates die the significant other rarely lives beyond a few months :-(.
     
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    There used to be a couple of 100lbs. beavers at a lake by my house. Their dam was enormous and a bunch of big bass used to hang out under it.

    Then, sadly, both beavers were killed by some dumbass POS hunter. :mad:
     
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    #11
    a liger perhaps or a phoenix....so rare and magical
     
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    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    No, I didn't know that. But I did see a female duck freaking out by a dead male duck (it had been run over by a car) a few weeks ago. That explains it!
     
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    #13
    A platypus, as my posts attest to, I'm all mixed up.
     
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    I thought they only got up to 60 pounds or so. I looked it up and was suprised that sometimes they do get that big. That's a huge beaver.

    Ligers aren’t magical. I think you’re thinking about leprechauns.
     
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    #15
    A mockingbird


    Its a sin to kill one :)
     
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    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #16

    You should have seen the wake they created when swimming. It was like a small boat was going buy. These two giant beavers basically destroyed half of the forest next to the lake.

    I sure do miss those beavers! :(
     
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    #17
    I think people are making stuff up about their animals to make them seem cooler. I mean it’s a sin to kill mockingbirds, magical ligers, gigantic super beavers, eagles that take care of families.

    I forgot to add I want to be a panther, because they shoot lasers out of their eyes.
     
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  18. Blogmaster

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    #18
    I'd be a rabbit. They hop around, goof off, eat, have sex and sleep all day.

    What a cool life :)
     
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  19. Crazy_Rob

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    #19
    badhairdude, what would you be?
     
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    #20
    I'd want to be a half lion, half pig and right handed...

    Some lions made over 50 times a day, pig has orgasms for 30minutes and left handed people live 8 yrs less than right hand
     
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