Thats right, we as in (gotlinks & cyclon) are starting the first ever Mountain Dew secret group that you can only be a part of if you show yourself dew approved. To get approved be sure and read the initiation rules below... Basically we are creating this group because we want to uncover all the fake unmountaindewable people here on DP. Be warned if your not a true mountaindewer and you have claimed to be we will personally deal with you in the utmost dew manner you can imagine! (That sounded nasty didn't it!) Initiation Rules: To get in to our totally dewable gang you will have to complete one of the following! Picture Of You Drinking Dew Video Of You Drinking Dew Have a Dew Tshirt (Show Us Pics) Mountain Dew Tattoo Jump Off A Tall Building (If you do this one... We shall see you in dewheaven) Once you have one of the above just simply pm me or cyclon and we will help you get started in the dewness! Please Note: All Dew Members are required to drink dew at least 4 times per month! NO EXCEPTIONS and you better beware fakers...we'll be watching closely.
I totally condone this. Watch out fakers, you're being monitored closely. Today I didn't have breakfast...what I had was two dews instead.
lol well...you don't get it (easily) here. Plus, 4 times a month? Thats no obsession, thats nothing. 4 times a day is more like an obsession
First of all that is only a possiblity, I have been drinking mountaindew for some time and it has made no impact I assure you.