Write product reviews like this one you'd be making a fortune: http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3QR3AC2WXWHIT/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm/ Seriously best useless random review I've ever seen, its for a damn pen too lol
lets see... im guessing the cost of the pen in US $ is around $0.20 So 636 words for $0.20 0.0003 per word is what he must charge... Someone should get him to write articles. for a nice tv, his article would be around 3,666,667 words. ($1,100 US for the tv, at 0.0003 per word)
I didn't read the whole review, but just the 1st paragraph. He seems so excited just about a pen. Have you seen this amazing title "Very good if you need to write on paper". Well, it's a pen. I hope he didn't buy just a pen, the shipping cost would be higher than the pen itself. This guy must start a pen reviews website.
OMG, it's not even one of those expensive pens. I could understand if it was calligraphy. but it's just a 50 cent pen. WTF? I'm pretty sure this guy has no life. I'm pretty sure he hugs random cats, gets mad at people when they dog-ear their novels, and rides a bike with a charming bell on it.