why your girlfriend? All she'd do is nag you - why aren't we off this island yet? OR worse yet, make you help her find shells UGH.
"It's your fault we're on this island. If you didn't work so much, we wouldn't have been stuck on this island. If the guy I dated in college were here, he could figure out how to get us off this island. These coconuts are making me fat. Why is our hut only one room? We can't have kids on this island, there are no good schools. If you worked harder, we wouldn't have been stuck on this island. Do these palm fronds make me look fat?"
I'd say the all-blonde bikini team. I know you said 1 person, but on an intellectual level they'd qualify.
If i was struck on an island, the only question i would get 24/7 is 'When are we getting married???' Look around girl, there are no chapels here..... (This could be a new exuse for me).
If I were stuck on a island, it would have to be with someone with a wireless internet connection, blonde hair, great big boobs and a lovely arse. Well I couldn't do without my e-mail that's for sure!!!!
Give me a plate full of cheddar cheeze ,some chicken vienna sausages and a heaping spoonful of Salma Hayek...whoohooo!!