Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay. There'd be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem. All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness. Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained. Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute. Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm. Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags. They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid I'll drop him." Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
Playboy would be probably banned and Hefner would be asked to come up with Playgirl, with excessive male full frontal nudity.
If women ruled the world, I'd lead a revolutionary coup to restore order back to the world. It doesn't matter how many bodies I need to pile up; if I need to do it, I goddamn sure will. I don't see any chance of females taking over though.
They would also legalize M1As on the road for male drivers to prevent injuries caused by women drivers. Add on : Or Leopard II if you are in Germany.
If women ruled the world, things wouldn't be much different. If you don't believe it, take a look at women who do or did rule the world, from Queen Elizabeth I, to Indira Ghandi, to Benazir Bhutto, to Gloria Arroyo (who by the way has been evaluated as the most corrupt president in Philippine history and who opposes birth control for her overpopulated country). Just what improved for the lives of women--or people as a whole--for that matter under their leadership?