If Women Ruled the World

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Games master, Jan 22, 2008.

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    Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
    There'd be a cure for stretch marks.
    Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
    Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.
    All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent
    effectiveness.
    Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.
    Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment.
    They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.
    Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm.
    Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags.
    They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid I'll drop him."
    Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.
    They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
    Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
     
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  2. twistedspikes

    twistedspikes Notable Member

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    and we would be in chaos.
     
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    If women ruled the world then men could take a break:p
     
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    If women ruled the world I would be moving to mars.
     
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    Playboy would be probably banned and Hefner would be asked to come up with Playgirl, with excessive male full frontal nudity. :D
     
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    What are you mean, if? They already are.
     
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    If women ruled the world, I'd lead a revolutionary coup to restore order back to the world. It doesn't matter how many bodies I need to pile up; if I need to do it, I goddamn sure will.

    I don't see any chance of females taking over though.
     
    ::TECHMAN::, Jan 22, 2008 IP
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    Haagen Das would be the only ice cream.
     
    thewolf32, Jan 22, 2008 IP
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    That is my favorite :D Rep added.
     
    usmanzali, Jan 23, 2008 IP
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    If you vote Hilary you may make a nightmare come true. Don't do it! Please!
     
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    ...and everyone would drive a SAAB! Get it?
     
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    They would also legalize M1As on the road for male drivers to prevent injuries caused by women drivers.

    Add on : Or Leopard II if you are in Germany.
     
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    Haha, where did you get this from? Nice post, +rep.
     
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    If this ever happened, I would jump out the window :D
     
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    wisdomtool Moderator Staff

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    Which floor do you live? Make sure it is not the ground floor :)

     
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    If women ruled the world, things wouldn't be much different. If you don't believe it, take a look at women who do or did rule the world, from Queen Elizabeth I, to Indira Ghandi, to Benazir Bhutto, to Gloria Arroyo (who by the way has been evaluated as the most corrupt president in Philippine history and who opposes birth control for her overpopulated country). Just what improved for the lives of women--or people as a whole--for that matter under their leadership?
     
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    if women ruled the world?? that would be chaos! :D
     
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    Too many restaurants
     
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    If "I" rule the world, everything you see is pink! LOL
     
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