If offline people ask your job

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by leandar, Feb 26, 2007.

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    what will you say if any offline people ask " what is your job " , i couldnt answer them before some one asked me i was doing some work with my site for earning from adsense hehe but how the general offline people can understand that work? one day i said them i am doing work as hum hem i am a FARMER ...;)

    [​IMG] ME :D
     
    leandar, Feb 26, 2007 IP
  2. bestnaughtydeals

    bestnaughtydeals Guest

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    'Internet Advertising' and 'Internet Marketing' are terms I've heard before as job positions. I've even held the position of 'Marketing Director' for a online radio station...even though it was a volenteer position. lol
     
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  3. hitmaker

    hitmaker Peon

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    PIP showing now, leandar:D
     
    hitmaker, Feb 26, 2007 IP
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    dhruv37 Well-Known Member

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    you can tell them you are working as "WebMaster", but again even this is not easily understandable for common people :(
     
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  5. leandar

    leandar Well-Known Member

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    Internet advertising is good word to say about our job i said it before to someone after heard this they want to do same of my work lol they dont know MS DOS ...:rolleyes:
     
    leandar, Feb 26, 2007 IP
  6. mothproof

    mothproof Banned

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    #6
    when im feeling cynical, i say, spammer
    when im feeling technical, i say, seo
    when im feeling romantic, i say, copywriter
    when im feeling realistic, i say slave

    :)
     
    mothproof, Feb 26, 2007 IP
  7. prilep

    prilep Well-Known Member

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    Just tell them your a webmaster. Usually when i tell them that they are like what the hell is that. O well.

    - Prilep :D
     
    prilep, Feb 27, 2007 IP
  8. YIAM

    YIAM Notable Member

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    I think you're also a good poet. :)
     
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    swapnil90 Well-Known Member

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    hmm...Just say Advertising naa!! y to waste time behing 'Offline" dumbos!!
     
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    ichigo Well-Known Member

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    id say i build websites. and then they'll just ahhhh... then they dont have any follow up questions. from where you from leandar? that pic in your signature looks very familiar ;)
     
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  11. YIAM

    YIAM Notable Member

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    In my locality 80% people don't know what is Internet. They says me that I am wasting my time playing computer games. :)
     
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    KingofKings Banned

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    #12
    I have a webdesign company which is the cover up to all of this.
    Nobody will understand that adsense making a living story. :D :D
     
    KingofKings, Feb 27, 2007 IP
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    #13
    i don't say anything like that .

    i just tell them i work in a small company realted to internet .lol

    i don't tell them in that company just me .
     
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    Lion tamer or professional surfer ... computers are dull to most people
     
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    India Forum Well-Known Member

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    If offline people ask my job i will tell him that i am a graphic designer.

    Jay
     
    India Forum, Feb 27, 2007 IP
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    mastermemei Banned

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    Saying that I'm a webmaster, SEO or web designer gives them a clueless look so I just tell them I build and maintain a website.(professional mouse clicker :p)
     
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    I just tell people I design, develop, market, and promote websites and web companies. Which is exactly what I do, in a nutshell.
     
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  18. Zerosleep

    Zerosleep Established User

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    If offline People Ask me what job I do I'll tell him I am a webMaster ? or I Advertise ?
    But wont entertain them much :D
     
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    :D :D :D That was a good one.


    I say that I am a musician, because that is true.
     
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  20. 8everything

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    I tell them that I'm a part-time freelance website designer and I own a couple of sites. (little do they know I don't own these sites for fun! It's for adsense;))
     
    8everything, Feb 27, 2007 IP