If I sold English lessons on DP, would I make a killing?

Because 90% of the posters I see around DP are in real need of some English lessons. I'd offer them for free just so that I don't have to read linguistic genius such as "i will site your seo for $200 pm me if u are interesting ok my regards".

 

Try to post a thread in services section, then you will know the response

 

If you charged $5 per head, you'd be making thousands of dollars -- so do that.












Don't forget to share 50% of your revenue with me!

 

lol very funny

 

Kind Sir, i wood lyke 2 git hooked on phonics! if u are interesting ok my regards.

 

hello madam ,

i m very happy to hear u are intersting in my service...plz respond with ur detals and we can get started....

regards....

 

50 cents! Well, they can hire a 4 year old kid to teach them English for 50 cents.

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Madammes alow me to tich u best English mine is better than ikaruga's because my name is nut sounding very japunese

 

So do you want to tich ?

 

i Should be I
there should be no space between madam and ,

Thought it would help you while teaching..

 

Yessir me wood tich u English if u payed $2.50 per hours.

(I can't believe my built-in spell checker in my browser accepts "payed" as an alternative for "paid"!)

sorry ikaruga i am tinking i am getting mor clients than u is getting!!!is it wrong ethiks??

 

dear sir,

thank u for ur insight...best of luck to u and i hop all goes well with your webmaster...

 

I think it should be hope!

 

Dear sir,

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

 

i are intersting very much!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/

 

you wont be making much business bro ......... Anyways, hardly any people are ready to accept they need help.

 

You have written a post without considering the English proficiency of some people who browse these forums. You are an ignorant, self-centered person. You want to keep all the knowledge to yourself, and thus your soul has been devoured by intense avarice. I pity you.

 

No one will pay you for english lessons on this forum.

 

Its not only for Indians there are many more people who wish to learn including me
So if its free course I am willing to join your class

Or

Can I get the review copy hahahahha

 

lol irony~

There is an idea of Ikaruga; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable...I simply am not there.

 

There are thousands of free tutorials online.. so, I don't need any help