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If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mvandemar, Jul 5, 2007.

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What you pay for mvandemar's virginity?

  1. At least $1000

    9.5%
  2. over $500

    2.1%
  3. over $100, but only if I can finance

    4.8%
  4. $5 max

    18.5%
  5. I'd rather sleep with Nintendo...

    65.1%
  1. Robert Allen

    Robert Allen Peon

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    Robert Allen, Jul 12, 2007 IP
  2. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #102
    So, if I made da same poll, except it had 'I'd rather sleep with mvandemar...' do you think it would get da same results as this poll, or actually get a lot more $$$$ votes!!! :D:D:D

    Look at da n00bies join date!!! :D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 12, 2007 IP
  3. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #103
    Oh whatever... you blew all "I thought of this first" rights when you actually said you'd pay $500, ya perv.

    So, I'm guessing none of the $5 max votes were chicks...?

    I can't believe no women would bid... I feel so unused!

    -Michael
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #104
    Chicks like crazy studs, not normal studs!!! er.... :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 13, 2007 IP
  5. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #105
    Who you calling normal...? :D

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 14, 2007 IP
  6. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #106
    Wait till I get a bitch, then perhaps $100.. ;)

    Wait till you get fucking old enough around, then I am fucking sure you'll know who the fuck he is. And once you fucking know him, either you'll be a fucking wacko wannabe, or you'll flip out every time you hear the word ' Wacko'... ohh fuck ;)
     
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  7. Muneeb2Good

    Muneeb2Good Notable Member

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    #107
    lol

    You think you are very beautiful at the moment. lol By looking through your avatar it doesn't seems to be ... :)
     
    Muneeb2Good, Jul 15, 2007 IP
  8. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #108
    Yukk dude, beautiful or not, I am not going to do any dog.. :eek: (Thats what his avatar says)
     
    The Webmaster, Jul 15, 2007 IP
  9. graneydesigns

    graneydesigns Peon

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    #109
    Don't you people have lives? If so... Live them. I just wasted less than 1 minute of mine on this B.S.
     
    graneydesigns, Jul 18, 2007 IP
  10. DeniseJ

    DeniseJ Live, Laugh, Love

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    #110
    Don't you? Apparently not since you just wasted one minute of your time on this apparent bullshit :)
     
    DeniseJ, Jul 18, 2007 IP
  11. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #111
    Yeah, and the guy actually not only read it, and decided it was bullshit... but he then went on to somehow make the decision "Damn this is a waste of time... let me extend my time here by actually replying".

    I mean, that is almost even more amazing than the fact that he was stupid enough to think that any thread titled "If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade" could somehow, in some way, shape, or form, by some miracle, actually be WORTH his damn time!

    graneydesigns - wtf you looking to get out of this forum anyways, trolling threads with titles like that?

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 18, 2007 IP
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    Agent_Smith Well-Known Member

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    #112
    I would pay you NOT to make a topic.
     
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  13. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #113
    From a rep comment:

    Kewl, thanks... real quick, guy or girl...?

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 18, 2007 IP
  14. Shift2007

    Shift2007 Peon

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    #114
    I saw on TV once, a guy apparently auctioned off his virginity on eBay for like $10,000.
     
    Shift2007, Jul 18, 2007 IP
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    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #115
    Really?? A chick paid $10k for a dudes virginity?

    Did you happen to catch her name, and what state she lived in? Maybe a phone number...?

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 18, 2007 IP
  16. Shift2007

    Shift2007 Peon

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    #116
    No, it was on Oprah. Google will find all though.
     
    Shift2007, Jul 18, 2007 IP
  17. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #117
    You could have saved few seconds, if you hadn't posted here :p
     
    The Webmaster, Jul 18, 2007 IP
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    Mxhub Active Member

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    #118
    if someone going buy yours, i am going open a new thread as well. LOL.
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #119
    *Looks at da poll results!!!* er, you've been more than owned!!!! You've been hammered in with a tree!! er, ladies, don't click that link!!!! :D

    This dude...

    [​IMG]

    I don't think u would call this dude normal...

    [​IMG]
     
    Nintendo, Jul 18, 2007 IP
  20. htmlindex

    htmlindex Prominent Member

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    #120
    Sorry, but I don't swing that way, I'm straight, I only like girls :D
     
    htmlindex, Jul 19, 2007 IP