If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

The king of Whackos is entitled to his own opinions!

 

No, there is no trial version of my virginity!

C'mon now, I don't even think you're a chick, chicks would know the answer to questions like that...

Personally, I would rather that Nintendo would rather sleep with himself.

Ok, honestly I'm not that photogenic, and the only non-avatar pic I have of myself was taken after more than 24 hours of no sleep trying to code something, and my beard really needed a trim that day... but here.



-Michael

 

Is this a joke? Be honest, is it?

Rob

 

Go to a dive bar and put your beer goggles on, gauranteed success, unless you look like Chubacca on a bad hair day. But you probably can't drink legally yet. Maybe go downtown and buy yourself a prostitute. Don't tell daddy why you need to borrow the car ;-)

 

Yo, mvandemar, make this poll over at da SEO Refugee, with da same vote options!! Then I'll be so kind and come over...with PICTURES!!!!!! (Da place could *really* use some insanity!!! Insanity is where wackos go!!!!)

When wackos are around chicks...he tries to drive them insane so they won't want da wacko!!!! Aka, he tries to stay away from them!!! Oh, and he tries to stink!!! aka, deoderent iz put on just once every few weeks, he brushes dis teeth just once a day, and showers just once a week...so he'll reak!!!!

 

Is there by chance another option? Because the 5 listed do nothing for me

 

Well, ok, mixed feelings now... I did get two $1k+ votes after posting my pic... but unfortunately they were both from guys as far as I can tell.

-Michael

 

Mate if you're that desperate I'll hook it up for 20 bucks, but you have to promise to give me a reacharound.

 

It's not about being desperate, it's about trying to make a buck.

-Michael

 

hmmm. nintendo is good. that would be better


btw. 3 persons will pay more then $1000

010081, Cal813, haynesey

 

What state are you in?

Prostitution is illegal in every state except Nevada. I am going to have to arrest you.

He gives a whole new definition to QBC's.

 

At least 1,000$. I mean, look at his beard.

 

I don't mean to sound rude, but please don't do this. It will cause a bunch of idiots to follow you and attempt to scam people in the community, and it is not worth it, you could get HIV, a sexually transmitted infection or get her pregnant. That is exactly NOT what you want to happen.

Rob

 

I am pretty damn sure that I will not get pregnant losing my virginity Robert.

I mean really, really, really sure.

-Michael

 

In defense of Nintendo, he is most likely the best one for the job ! Do you not watch the show "Dirty Jobs".

No back to the OP, you really think this would be the best forum to sell it since the majority of the members are male. Unless you like to switch hit than I am sure there are few of those on here.

I hope Robert thinks you are a girl or else you may want to run!

 

We know the traffic is low, but I am surprised no one has asked to PM stats yet

 

Oh, they not only asked for stats, they asked for a demo version...

I know, the the quality of the females that are here oh so make up for the lack of quantity.

Did you not see the hottest girls of Digital Point thread...?

-Michael

 

Haha oh gosh... that thread is still around! I just checked... I figured it was long gone

 

er, any thread that covers virginity and a video game company does not die!!!! Heck, spend a week reading this thread!!!!!!!!