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If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mvandemar, Jul 5, 2007.

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What you pay for mvandemar's virginity?

  1. At least $1000

    18 vote(s)
    9.5%

  2. over $500

    4 vote(s)
    2.1%

  3. over $100, but only if I can finance

    9 vote(s)
    4.8%

  4. $5 max

    35 vote(s)
    18.5%

  5. I'd rather sleep with Nintendo...

    123 vote(s)
    65.1%
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  1. Robert Allen

    Robert Allen Peon

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    #21
    I voted in all honesty.

    Rob
     
    Robert Allen, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  2. Qryztufre

    Qryztufre Prominent Member

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    #22
    A/S/L please :D

    Also, maybe a pic or two. I'm not giving a hypothetical bid unless I know whats for sale...

    Also state your sexual preference. I'd hate to see some nice girl buy a virgin boy that's been off buggering other boys. Likewise, I'd hate to buy the virginity of a lesbian with a huge dildo. I've nothing against homosexuality, it's just these things are something to consider in such a purchase. It would be like buying a website that's never advertised online but has billboards in every major city in the US. *shrug*

    Lastly, can you provide proof of virginity? I've been to porn sites that claimed there were virgins on them...that looked like you could drive a Mac truck through.
     
    Qryztufre, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  3. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #23
    Heh! Male, Florida, US, straight. :p

    Hm... gonna have to work on this one...

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  4. Qryztufre

    Qryztufre Prominent Member

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    #24
    Drat...

    I'm not voting on the poll, as I'd not be bidding in the auction. Though I'm sure some would still like the answers to the questions I asked.

    Best of luck!
    Q
     
    Qryztufre, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  5. w3bmaster

    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #25
    I whant a demo :)
     
    w3bmaster, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  6. 8everything

    8everything Peon

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    #26
    Nino!

    I think if it was a female that started this thread we'd get different results obviously :p hah
     
    8everything, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  7. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #27
    I can't tell whether I'm depressed at the lack of females wanting to bid on me, or dumbstruck by the number of males who want to sleep with Nintendo!!!

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  8. Qryztufre

    Qryztufre Prominent Member

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    #28
    Sleeping with Nintendo was the only "free" option so...
     
    Qryztufre, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #29
    You really didn't leave us any viable options in the poll! I didn't vote. :p
     
    buffalo, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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  10. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #30
    Well... if it's a cute chick I could always spot her a fin!

    Ok, NOW I'm depressed... it didn't bug me that the guys all want to sleep with Nintendo (well, maybe on a deep level that had nothing to do with rejection it did), but now samantha pia, who is afaik the only girl who voted so far, chose Nintendo! Over me! /sob

    Just LOOK at my avatar!! How could you resist a face like that??? Besides... you don't know where Nino has been!

    /sigh

    Well, at least a girl choosing abstinence is better than being tossed aside for Nino. :p

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #31
    8everything, is a girl too:D
     
    ahkip, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  12. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #32
    Gah!!! She's Canadian too! It was the one market I was hoping to win! :eek:

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #33
    Don't cry, afaik you still have three chances, collen, katy and denisej
     
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  14. Katy

    Katy Moderator Staff

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    #34
    Gosh! You didn't even show your picture! :p Lemme see what option to choose.......................... :rolleyes:
     
    Katy, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #35
    Actually, even if you didn't see mine, I'm kinda hoping that after seeing Nintendo's you'd figure you'd have just have better odds with door #2. ;)

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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    #36
    Yes I' m a girl and voted for nintendo :p who can't resist :p
     
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    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #37
    You have seen the Nino pics, right...? The one with him as a blond on the quilted bedspread? (/shudder)

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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    #38
    I think you got the poll backwards. Shouldn't it be for how much YOU will pay to the girl for losing your virginity? :D
     
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #39
    Now I like the way YOU think, fireproof! :p
     
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  20. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #40
    You're neglecting to factor in the supply part of the "Law of Supply and Demand"... once you account for the actual number of male virgins out there you can see where I was coming from. :D

    OMG! sarahk??? Et tu??

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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