If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mvandemar, Jul 5, 2007.

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What you pay for mvandemar's virginity?

  1. At least $1000

    18 vote(s)
    9.5%

  2. over $500

    4 vote(s)
    2.1%

  3. over $100, but only if I can finance

    9 vote(s)
    4.8%

  4. $5 max

    35 vote(s)
    18.5%

  5. I'd rather sleep with Nintendo...

    123 vote(s)
    65.1%
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  1. selltrib

    selltrib Peon

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    #261
    Ok so what animals are you talking about then :D
     
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    And please remember, Cylon, that buffalos are not FARM animals...
     
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  3. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #263
    there has got to be a buffalo farm somewhere. good of you to see where I was going.
     
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  4. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #264
    It's scary to think how well I have gotten to know you...:eek::rolleyes:
     
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  5. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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  6. selltrib

    selltrib Peon

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  7. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #267
    As trib would say...have a go with one of them buffalo shiellas
     
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  8. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #268
    Let me repeat... no trial versions! Period! What I am selling here are exclusive rights!

    Oh... and NO RESELL RIGHTS!*

    Which is of course why I am holding out for your bid. :D

    -Michael

    *unless you're reselling to Buffy... got that whole Upstate NY thing to consider.
     
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    #269
    this is an exciting thread
     
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #270
    So Michael, do you have any big plans for your upcoming birthday? Going to finally get someone (not me) to bid in your auction??
     
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  11. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #271
    What a great pickup line. Hey, it's my birthday. Do you wanna bid on my virginity?
     
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    abrahammer88 Guest

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    #272
    Wierdest topic ive come across til now
     
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  13. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #273
    1) You must live a very sheltered internet life.

    2) You've obviously not seen any pic threads that Nintendo was in. :D

    -Michael
     
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #274
    Avoiding the birthday questions. I am feeling shunned.. ;)
     
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    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #275
    Feel like a FL roadtrip...? ;)

    Otherwise, no, had a huge surprised party thrown for me two weeks early, so I wouldn't suspect anything. Just gonna go see a movie with my mom and grab some dinner. :D

    -Michael
     
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  16. Robert Allen

    Robert Allen Peon

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    #276
    Can i resell them in a game of shag poker? Basically it works like this, you play poker naked with 10-20 different sexy ladys, and you have to make a bet, if you lose, then they get control for 1 minute, if you win, you get control for 1 minute.

    ps: the only male there will be you.

    Rob
     
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #277
    1 minute ain´t that long, girls will complain about that and then you´ll never get laid in your town again :p
     
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    Generation405 Peon

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    #278
    now thats classic
     
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    Pinup Girl Notable Member

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    #279
    i would pay for nintendo's virginity,he /she is hot ^^
    lol
     
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  20. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #280
    er, have you seen 'her' pictures!!!! Then you might not think 'she' is HOT, but is actually insane!!! :D:D:D:D
     
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