If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mvandemar, Jul 5, 2007.

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What you pay for mvandemar's virginity?

  1. At least $1000

    18 vote(s)
    9.5%

  2. over $500

    4 vote(s)
    2.1%

  3. over $100, but only if I can finance

    9 vote(s)
    4.8%

  4. $5 max

    35 vote(s)
    18.5%

  5. I'd rather sleep with Nintendo...

    123 vote(s)
    65.1%
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  1. twistedspikes

    twistedspikes Notable Member

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    #221
    lol thanks for the laugh
     
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  2. Cylon

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    #222
    ew 40 year olds!
     
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    #223
    Hey aswell as making a lot of green you may pick up STD's as a extra!
     
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    #224
    You know, I won't watch "the 40 year old virgin" because the mere title scares me to death. I'm so in danger of becomming that, and I'd feel like such a loser! :eek:

    Dr Mike, so you're saying you'll contribute to the fund to get me a virgin to lose it to? you've got a deal! It has to be this year or next year though, I definately don't wanna be a virgin any longer.
     
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  5. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    Thanks... that's generous... but a) that's kinda cheating, and b) I'm still holding out for Buffy.* :D

    -Michael

    *although tbh Ninno using Buffy's pic as an avatar does scare me a bit
     
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  6. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #226
    Sorry, Michael. Maybe you should read my post here...

    Me too... :eek:
     
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  7. Robert Allen

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    #227
    Have you ever considered calling a prostitute and lose it that way? Only $10.

    Rob
     
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  8. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #228
    Either the economy for that particular commodity is WAY different where you live... or your standards just suck.

    $10???

    -Michael
     
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  9. Robert Allen

    Robert Allen Peon

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    #229
    I know a prossie who will do anything for £10.

    That is $20.

    Rob
     
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  10. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #230
    Those 2 posts related in any way?

    Cause if not, seeing as how you yourself bid $500 for my virginity, I'd be tad bit worried about any "prossie" you'd be inclined to frequent. :p

    -Michael
     
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  11. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #231
    rumor has it Rand Fishkins agent offered 100 bucks on his behalf anonymously.:p
     
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    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #232
    I see you read my blog. :p

    -Michael
     
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    #233
    do you have a pic of her? or a phone number? does she like america?
     
    Cylon, Oct 29, 2007 IP
  14. Robert Allen

    Robert Allen Peon

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    #234
    She has ginger hair, 5 foot 10. She is slim and her best feature is her lips (for sucking boneless things)...she is 19.

    I ain't got a pic or a numba i just go to her house... she lives 4 miles from me..

    Rob
     
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  15. Cylon

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    #235
    sounds lovely. how do you get to her house?
     
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    #236
    I drive my scooter to my mates house and then i walk about 1/4 mile to where she lives...lol.

    Why are you asking me so many questions? Do you want...?

    Rob
     
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #237
    Yes. He wants.... :rolleyes:

    Cylon wants every woman he sees... :p
     
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  18. Robert Allen

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    #238
    Well so do i! Why would you be ashamed of that? To us men, it is nature.

    Rob
     
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    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #239
    Ok, NOW I'm worried... in addition to bidding $500, now Robert is using your avatar, thinking I won't notice it's him.

    Scary.

    -Michael
     
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    Cylon Peon

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    #240
    What's wrong with wanting women? are you saying I shouldn't?
     
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