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If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mvandemar, Jul 5, 2007.

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What you pay for mvandemar's virginity?

  1. At least $1000

    9.5%
  2. over $500

    2.1%
  3. over $100, but only if I can finance

    4.8%
  4. $5 max

    18.5%
  5. I'd rather sleep with Nintendo...

    65.1%
  1. #1
    Feeling a strong bout of inspiration from that young girl who auctioned off her virginity to pay for college, I thought I might try the same thing to fund some of my web projects. However, since Ebay apparently frowns on that sort of thing, I was thinking I could do it right here in DP's Buy/Sell/Trade forum.

    Before I do though, I wanted to get a rough idea at what I should set the BIN to. Please, all of you wealthy, intelligent, and beautiful women of DP, please vote and help me out.
    SEMrush
    Thank you. :D

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 5, 2007 IP
    SEMrush
  2. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Ahem... :D:D To translate da poll in to English...who do you want....a wacko, or a normal humanoid!!! :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  3. jdR!pper

    jdR!pper Peon

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    #3
    You can set the BIN price to 2 cents :D

    --Joe
     
    jdR!pper, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  4. Kulwinder

    Kulwinder Active Member

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    #4
    haha, lol nice poll.. but your giving Nintendo all the publicity :p

    Best Regards,
    Kulwinder.
     
    Kulwinder, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  5. uglyboy

    uglyboy Peon

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    #5
    Who is the wacko, and who is normal humanoid
     
    uglyboy, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  6. uglyboy

    uglyboy Peon

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    Its ok i see Nintendo is the king of the wacko's
     
    uglyboy, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  7. Abhik

    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    #7
    Any Capture/Screen Shots of the Stats..??!! :p :D
     
    Abhik, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  8. RedruM*

    RedruM* Peon

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    any previews? how can we buy a website without seeing the url?
     
    RedruM*, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  9. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #9
    I look exactly like my avatar.

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 5, 2007 IP
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #10
    This is the best option u can go for.
     
    getjimmy, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  11. boomer03

    boomer03 Peon

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    #11
    My wife lost her virginity. But she's still got the box it came in. (boom boom!) :D
     
    boomer03, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  12. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #12
    Ok, quick clarification time here...

    Once I actually auction my virginity off, only those females of legal age in their respective countries will be able to bid, just so y'all know, k? :p

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  13. RedruM*

    RedruM* Peon

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    #13
    "around the same age" i guess that's 5 years either side? :p



    lol that comment was taking from my paying out some kid .. uhh carloboc? or some crap..
     
    RedruM*, Jul 5, 2007 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    mvandemar, if da poll keeps going where it's headed right now, with me crushing da competition...you've been totally 0wned!!!!

    [​IMG]

    *hint* to voters!! *hint* :D

    Yo ladies, I'm a 30 year old HOT virgin!! I'll be waitng for that PM!!!! :D Want pictures??? :D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  15. odysseus

    odysseus Peon

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    #15
    Voted....... best of luck to you :)
     
    odysseus, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  16. patswald

    patswald Peon

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    #16
    who told you all men love virgins?
     
    patswald, Jul 5, 2007 IP
  17. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    Nintendo... you do know it is guys who are voting for you... right? :D Warned ya bout them gender bender pics you keep posting!

    C'mon females... someone has to have more than a fiver they could lay down on me!

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  18. goldfin

    goldfin Active Member

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    #18
    so how is this bid going on. Lets do some real bidding for fun. Letme start the bid-:D1 cent
     
    goldfin, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  19. Yankee0306

    Yankee0306 Peon

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    #19
    I think the poll is tellling you your inspiration is not overwhelming anyone.

    Thanks for the chuckle.
     
    Yankee0306, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  20. ansi

    ansi Well-Known Member

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    #20
    i think i'd rather sleep with a chia pet that's wearing a spiked collar :)
     
    ansi, Jul 6, 2007 IP