If Google sucked...

Discussion in 'Google' started by Maximizationator, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. #1
    If Google sucked, people would still use it more than Yahoo, MSN & Ask combined because they like saying "Google."

    If Google gave Wikipedia for every search query typed, shareholders would buy even more Google stock.

    If Google charged 50% more per click than any other PPC search engine, advertisers would double their ad spend.

    If Google Adwords told everybody that they had a low quality score for their targeted search terms, everybody would triple their bids.

    If Google launched just one more beta application that totally sucked, major news sites would rave about it.

    If Google sat right next to President Barack Obama and called him a miserable failure to his face, Google would be invited to the Oval Office.

    If Google Maps told you to go the wrong way down a one-way street, you'd probably do it.

    If Google were made of cheese, I'd eat it.
     
    Maximizationator, Feb 10, 2009 IP
  2. Nitros

    Nitros Banned

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    You are right, but there is nothing we can do about it...
     
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  3. malcolm1

    malcolm1 Prominent Member

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    If Google gave Wikipedia for every search query typed, shareholders would buy even more Google stock.

    I doubt that...

    Thats why they came out with knol or whatever its called as they recognize the true value of wiki


    laterz
    malcolm
     
    malcolm1, Feb 10, 2009 IP
  4. WishBone

    WishBone Peon

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    I don't see at the moment any other company that would do as best as Google can.
     
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    Thakursahib Peon

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    Google will suck and suck hard. what we see on google search results are mostly the outcomes of some "seo" work.
    truth is website is real when it is raw. when we engage a seo, it disrupts the real content.
     
    Thakursahib, Feb 10, 2009 IP
  6. choice

    choice Prominent Member

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    what do you mean if Google sucked

    Google does suck for a lot of people
     
    choice, Feb 10, 2009 IP
  7. seoz87

    seoz87 Peon

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    And those IF's goes on and on :D
     
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  8. seocipl

    seocipl Member

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    I am not thinking about them ......
     
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  9. ameran

    ameran Well-Known Member

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    Google is good because we “the webmasters” are able to use all free applications from Google and especially adsense. Unfortunately, other search engines such as Yahoo and MSN, they don´t let every webmaster to publish ads on their websites; this is the most common reason why we love Google and not Yahoo, MSN, or etc.
     
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  10. mrdesigner77@yahoo.com

    mrdesigner77@yahoo.com Well-Known Member

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    we love google

    we love google

    we love google​


    i cannot live without google

    when there was a bug in the search i didnot go to yahoo



    GOOGLE we love you
     
    mrdesigner77@yahoo.com, Feb 11, 2009 IP