Idiotic Link Scheme Building

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I am thinking of starting a site where SEOs' can post the stupid assinine link requests they get. I am looking for ideas or thoughts on how to monetize the site and generate traffic.

Here is the first stupid link request.

SEO technics should include link building from releted sites with the following requirments:

**(NO Black Hat tactics or tacctics that will get our site baned or de-indexed)**

- get our site listed on DMOZ in one of the relevant categories related to our site.

100 PR7 and above One-way links from sites releted to: Computer (Sales,repair...)Networking(installation,tech support...) Web Design,Web Development, E-Commerce....

Links must follow these guidelines:

-Links must be placed on a PR7 or above page.

-Link page must be search engine friendly. (static page) ie no redirects, cloaking, etc.

-Page must not be dis-allowed by robots.txt

-The link page indexed with PR5 or higher by Google, no redirects, javascript links, hidden links, or other tactics considerd unethical by Google.

- Links must be permanent one way static html links with the anchor text of our choosing with no rel=nofollow links in the code.

- Only high quality links (no use of automated softwares) no FFA links no BS

- No more than one link on same IP

- multiple links from the same class C of IP addresses not acceptabe

- No link farms, no pages or websites that have been banned on Google, No hijacked PRs, No Fake PR.

- Links should come from sites related to Computers/Networking, Web design, Web Development, E-Commerce.

- Only links from Static pages (.htm/.html and etc) will be counted (no links from dynamically generated pages with query string parameters or session id)

- Link backs must remain on the linking pages even after you've finished project.

- We will need a report in Excel format to verify the work.

- No directory links

- No Links from pages with more then 25 links on it.

-IMPORTANT, Do not use:NO link farms, link-exchange programs, NO BLOGS, NO FFAs, no banned sites by Google, NO ILLEGAL/SCAM/SPAM sites, No adult sites, no classifieds or pharmacy or stocks or mortgage, gaming, forums, web directories, political, guestbooks, dynamic links black hat links

-One way non-reciprocal links

-Links must be permanent, active and NEVER expire.
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Anybody got anything dumber?????

When will they learn????