OK, this will be fun to watch. Until I get a chance to setup that "split" site that Supper suggested, I am sending them to a Fleshlight landing page. Too funny what you can sell as an affiliate!!
Think about what people most want in their lives. Weight loss products are hot right now, beauty products, how to make money products etc. Once you get started you will see the enormous potential out there.
make sure you mention to people that the flesh light comes in a brown box, completely unlabeled for anonymity. No one wants to have the mailman arriving one day with a huge box with a big flexlight picture on it.