Hello, I'm setting up a spoof news website and would like some ideas. I don't need any articles to actually be written, I just need ideas or titles for potential news stories. Of course, they all have to be fake and preferably silly/funny/humorous. I will pay for your ideas, and you don't have to be a native speaker to come up with some great ones. PM me letting me know how much you'd charge to do this. I'll need ideas on a regular basis so I need someone very creative.
Just wondering if the Scary Movie film series (1 to 5) can be of any use to you for this?? o.o? Anyway, just a suggestion on the fly.