"I will GUARANTEE an increase in PROFITS or you can have it for FREE!..."

“15 Year Old Kid who can hardly spell S-E-O promises that he will...

“Create for you a mega response pulling, cash sucking machine. . . for at least half of what it will cost you anywhere else!​

“15 year old kid also swears that if you don’t like his work, infact if you hate it... he will give you all of his hours of works for FREE and... give you EVERY SINGLE CENT of your money back...
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Hey DPers

Josiah here...

I hope that you really listen to what I have got to say today because my internet marketing life hangs in the balance (I’ll explain all of this later but you really need to keep reading)

CAUTION: You will never see this offer again (and why? because this is a “one time only” thing... I’ll explain later [])

Ok now that, that’s been said and done let me “confess” something...
I am really horrible at html... not only that I am pretty much bad at all of this technical junk...

Just ask Hope, I tried to upload my WSO IPN ‘thingy’ and as I said in my email...

"my brain nearly exploded”

I am not kidding you... take it from the kid that can hardly spell S-E-O !!
And I know I’ m not the only one... there are lot of us out there and some people just aint cut out for certain things...

KEEP READING to find out how you can “take advantage” of me for mere pennies to what it might cost you for anyone else...

I know some people really can’t write copy... and if its ok for me to joke
I’ve seen some copy from some of you... dont get me wrong, some of it is amazing but...

Some of it REALLY STINKS! to be honest... some people just cant write copy...

No offense or anything (and hopefully Im guessing you said “none taken”)
Look, dont panic! because that’s what I am here for

I may not be good at html or any of that stuff... but one thing I am damn good at is copywriting!

I am a really great copywriter...

and that’s why I think you should hire me

I will help you do anything copywriting related, whether its writing a full salesletter or just giving you a critique to put you on the right track...

sometimes all I will need to do is take the concept from your copy and portray it in a better way...there are a lot of things I can do!
Look I don’t want to give you the same old pitch as before...

I know you weren’t born yesterday, you can see a pitch from a mile away (most internet marketers can by now LOL... we’ve been pitched to so much were immune to it)

you know the whole "I've read all the masters from Gary Halbert to Claude Hopkins" because I know you've probably heard enough of it...

And by the way I have read all of those books (oops I couldn't resist)
You’ve probably had enough of all the same pitches from the same copywriters...

And fair enough... I don’t want to pitch you... I want to show you my offer...
Keep reading to find out why I am going to give you this awesome offer, also let me show you the big mistake I made just yesterday...

Lets get straight down to it...

I want to write your copy, infact I need to write your copy...
Here’s Why:
Listen...

I AM DESPERATE

Yep, you see being the ego inflated teenage kid I am (did someone say “déjà vu”)
I thought I was smart... but I guess I was just selfish, I was always saying “Why should I share my talent... I’ll just write copy for the products I create and keep it all too myself!”
But I was wrong... really wrong!

You see, lately I have been in the process of creating a ton of products... and I have been outsourcing...to get to the point, outsourcing can get quite costly...

Infact I didn’t fully estimate how much it would cost me and well...

“My paypal account died

Yep, as I read it there is exactly 20 US dollars and 63 cents...
Hardly much to get excited about right?
And guess what... after I pay for this WSO I am going to have .63 cents exactly, left in my papypal account...

Friend let me tell you this... if this WSO doesn’t work out for me...

I AM SCREWED

Infact my internet marketing career could come to an early grave (*imagine scary music playing in background*)

So basically this is do or die...

It’s me versus fate... and guess what? I HAVE TO WIN! infact I want to win more!

Help me give fate a kick is the *ss

Psssst...Come in a little closer you...
Listen, theres one way you can help me beat fate to a pulp...
If you need anything copywriting related then you need to PM me...

Here how this goes...

I will do copy for anything, copy for an infoproduct, copy for an autoresponder series, soft selling in articles or online catalogues, ebay copy, copy critique, copy consulting/coaching, copy for a squeeze page...
COPY FOR ANYTHING!

Maybe youve already got copy on your site, and I can improve that as well for a fraction of the price!

Now I know youre probably asking “How much is this going to cost me?”

And I will tell you right now... this is going to cost you hardly anything compared to what it might cost you for a copywriter...

Heck, I see just average copywriters charging upwards of 1000 dollars for a infoproduct salesletter...

I see copywriters in the forum here charging at least 800 for a decent sales letter...

Look, heres what I am going to do...

The prices are going to vary obviously because the price is going to change depending on what you want but for a decent salesletter I wont charge you 1000 bucks...

The price is going to be nothing like that... it’s going to be more like $400 or something around that...

I can already predict what some of you are saying... “Oh, hes just offering that because hes not that good” or “Hah, this must be some kinda stupid joke”

And well, you’d be wrong...

There are exactly two reasons why I am doing this...

One, I am launching a copywriting product and I am going to need some testimonials... this also means I am going to do the best I can for your copy because I want some good testis...

Second, like I said I am desperate and I need some quick cash to continue outsourcing...(I guess I am becoming the ‘outsourcee’, god that’s ironic)
I know that the best way to get quick cash in WF is give a good deal, and I know youre smart... you can spot a good deal when you see one... and this is a good deal...

I am never going to make an offer like this ever again... just so you know
Like I said this is going to cost you only around $400 for a full sales letter when average copywriters are charging $1000+
And let me tell you something... I aint average!

I work harder, research longer, write faster, and do all of that stuff in between better than any average copywriter out there... and I already told you why I am making this so cheap...

This is chump change in comparison!
I am never going to make an offer like this EVER again!

Anyways, lets recap:
I will write copy for anything... all you have to do is email me or PM me and tell me what you want done...

Salesletters will cost around $400

All other copywriting services are WAY cheaper more like $10-$80

I will over deliver because I want a great testimonial from you

I work with you and find out exactly what you want me to do with your copy (for example if you want an aggressive tone or a more down to earth friendly pitch)

I give you some advice and recommend what I think you should do with your copy to get the best selling angle possible

I fully research the market until I know exactly what pushes your prospects hot buttons so I can use that effectively in your copy

I will accept at maximum 2 clients (that’s for the bigger jobs)... and I reserve the right to pull my offer at anytime

Look at all the stuff I am doing for you there... mosy copywriters just write the copy... but I’ll do all of that and more above and I’ll do it for the half or 1/5 of the price anyone else will!

My NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE-GUARANTEE

I will research your target market, find out exactly what you want done with your copy, find the perfect selling angle, over deliver and much much more and if you dont like what I’ve done, infact if you hate it and I can’t make it work... I will give you every cent of your money back and... I will give you all the work I did for you for FREE!

Look,this is pretty crazy because say if I am writing a salesletter, this is going to take me at least 12 hours... think about it, if you don’t like it that’s 12 hours of my time gone... and you get it free!
Fair enough? (just don’t abuse it )

Now you might be asking why I would give such a risky guarantee and I’ll tell you why...

Because I am confident, I know I can make whatever you want work. I know I can give you a response sucking machine that’ll convert a lot of prospects into A LOT of customers...

And by the way... just because I am 15 doesnt mean I am not a great copywriter... you don’t have to be old to be good at something. I hope none of you are thinking that just because I am 15 means Im ‘amateur’ because if you do think this then you should seriously just leave...

Please do remember I am never going to make an offer like this EVER again! I am doing this because I need some quick cash

I am also really easy to communicate with! Have you ever had problems with outsourcing where you just cant get them to do EXACTLY what you want? Well, that’s not going to happen here... I am really EASY to communicate with so the will be no problems...

Ok that’s enough... hopefully you like what you see and you’ll PM me or email me at josiah.humphrey { @ } gmail.com

Ok one last thing... I have got 2 massive bonuses...

BONUS #1:If you hire me for any copywriting service over $100 then you’ll get unlimited “email support” from me where I will answer any and every question you fire off at me... it’s that simple!
The price of this could be massive be for you its free if you simply hire me!

BONUS #2: I’ll show you exactly how to find one of the best swipe files online, and no it’s not the hardtofind one everyone know about... this one is known by only a few people...
Basically its just a great resource because if youve got no ideas you can just go here and steal some from professional copywriters! Yeah, the ones that get paid at least 5000 bucks plus royalties per letter!


I think I’ve done all the convincing I can do, now it’s up to you...
I think some great response is just around the corner... (come on, remember my guarantee... if you don’t like what I do, I’ll give you your money back 100% and I’ll give you all the work I did for free... that’s how confident I am)


You have 3 choices...
a) write it yourself... you may not be able to get it to work, and then you’d get some really bad response, you’d regret it and by then my offer will have disappeared

b) hire a copywriter... it’s going to cost you HEAPS and that’s going to cut into YOUR profits... your copy might be good, but is it really worth it?

c) Hire me! I’ll research your market, get into your prospects head and find out what they really want so I can sell to them as effectively as possible... Give you some great advice on how you should approach the market, help you choose the perfect selling angle, do exactly what you want me to do with your copy...

I do it for at least half price to what anyone else is offering! And I completely over deliver because I need testimonials (that you’ll definitely give me after you see my work [])


Thanks so much for the opportunity, Josiah


P.S. Please do consider this, I mean the guarantee practically makes it a no-brainer! And well the copy I write you is going be awesome as well... plus I am doing it at half the price anyone else in the forum would offer!... cant wait to do business []

P.P.S. Remember there is only 2 spots and I do reserve the right to take this offer away if anything comes up... Help a young kid start his IM career eh? Just give me a chance... please!

Hire me now... simply send me an email saying your interested to josiah.humphrey { at } gmail.com

 

I have a very limited concentration time span, so I can not readlong posts!!!

Thank you!

And BTW, I have a feeling that this is a scam, but I suppose it is because I do not have the patience to read the entire post.

Egomancer

 

This is like a bad ebook on wheels.......

 

Ok sorry guys...

I just started writing in MSword and I couldn;t stop LOL!

How can I prove that this is not a scam... I'm not lying or anything...

I am just a good copywriter...

Josiah