I think my Adsense is Banned! I didn't do anything wrong!

I just went to login to my adsense account and it says "your so banned for life".

There's no way I did anything wrong. I think maybe someone who works there just up and banned me for no reason.

Can someone help me? Is there an adsense phone number I can call to talk to them and tell them that they made a mistake?

I've had the account for about 2 weeks now and I know I was just about to make some serious money. Damn! I was working hard on it too.

I've been testing my new porn site and I was afraid the adsense ads might not be working, so I clicked on a few of them to make sure they were working. Well they appeared to work, but when I jumped right over to check my adsense stats the numbers (impressions) weren't going up. So I clicked a few more ads, but still nothing.

I thought maybe there was something wrong with my computer so I called my 2 brothers and asked them to click on my ads to see if maybe they would have some more luck. They had to click alot, but finally I saw some impressions being logged in the stats, so I figured it was ok.

Anyway, the only thing I've changed on the website in the last few days was I added some text. I was afraid people wouldn't notice the adsense ads too much because of all the porn. So I nestled a block of ads inside the pop-up window of girls having sex, and added a "click here" line underneath. I think I read of that trick here on DP. I thought it looked great.

And I know it would have worked If I wasn't unfairly banned for no reason!

Think they'll let me back in if I send them enough emails?

 

Har, har. Very funny you are trying to be, no?

 

I was reading intently until the 5th line.. and then realized its a joke.

 

lol testing a porn site.

 

I'd find this funny except there are far too many decent publishers who don't do that dumb stuff and are still finding themselves getting banned and losing money..

 

"and it says "your so banned for life"."

LOL. Google needs to hire better people to write for them.

 

lol. testing for a porn site! seriously it was a joke!!

 

you can see it is a joke from the first line

 

GA send you an email after your account is banned

 

nope, sometime you really dont know why you're banned.

 

Oh dear.. you're so banned for life .



Good joke hehe.

 

hmmm....after reading your post, I seriously think you are innocent. You are absolutely right clicking on your ads trying to test their system. Who knows if it is working ok? Right?

So, I would suggest you send them one email everyday. If this does not work, try to bribe your way in by giving them a free porn membership of unlimited access to whatever you have. May be that will get your account back. If this does not work either. SUE THEM, like that lady, you know who, did..

 

Keep sending them emails..

 

Isn't it illegal to display Adsense ads on a porn site? I'm not sure, so please go through the whole TOS. I believe it is illegal.

 

Well dont know what to say .... in your pic you dont seem to be that innocent

 

HEHE..

The sad part is, each part of his post has been posted here in the past by "innocent" people that were banned!

 

it is?

 

He's being totally serial.

 

lol that made me laugh

 

lol ..... nice post