Me: Honey, can you make me dinner? Wife: No! Me: Honey, can you get me a beer? Wife: No! Me: Honey, can you pass the toilet paper? Wife: No! Me: Honey, can we have s3x? Wife: No! Wife: Honey, can I have some me? Me: No! Wife: Honey, can you take me shopping? Me: No! Wife: Honey, can you cuddle me? Me: No! Wife: Honey, do I look fat in this dress? Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! As you can see my wife and I don't see eye to eye and on top of that I have a black eye.
I seem to get a lot of wife problems too, recently she asked "what's on TV?" I replied "dust" And an argument ensued, and women say they value honesty huh?
LOL, it's blind honesty. Her: What's on TV? You: I'll turn it off honey, because you are the only thing that can turn me on, no one is as beautiful as you are, those actresses can't even hold a candle to you, you are my movie star.
Wow guys sorry to hear about your luck... I myself am so happy with married life that I'm seriously considering one more wife! (yah right...)
i'm in a happy monogamous relationship. only problem is we're like a thousand miles away because of school. so it really sucks
...but wouldn't it be great if women knew how to share their husbands with their best friends... I think this just proves that women are selfish! I'm going to stop contributing to this thread before I get in trouble!
... Sounds like you got a real nice wife lmao IF you go for the divorce, watch she dont screw you over though
I don't think any of those things are reason enough to get a divorce. I mean, are you guys totally miserable? Then I would say yes, consider it.
But that just raises another question: Should you invite your wife/husband to accompany you on the trip?
Bah... Why get married anyways? You can still have love, s3x, and kids without it. Just think... You could have like 6 women this way .
Who doesnt need a divorce is a fool ! sorry im not even married yet . But i have a cute girlfriend and sometimes its AAHHH lol
I've already taught my son 'survival tips'. He knows how to answer the following types of questions, er, truthfully: Woman: Does my bum look big in this? Honest Answer: It's your bum? I thought an eclipse was underway! Survival Tip: No, not at all. Woman: Do I look fat in this? Honest Answer: Yes, of course you do! Geeze, some parts of you have their own weather systems for goodness sakes! Survival Tip: No. You're not fat. Woman: Do you like my hair? Honest Answer: Huh? I thought it was a dead squirrel. Survival Tip: Yes! It's lovely. It really suits you. Woman: Do you like my makeup? Honest Answer: Yes. If you're planning on walking the streets trying to turn a few tricks. Survival Tip: Yes. It really brings out your eyes. Woman: Do you like my new outfit? Honest Answer: You paid money for that? Survival Tip: Yes, it's very nice. It really suits you.