i like how some people are giving a dead serious answer and can't see the humour in the thread. I wonder how many times he has refreshed his inbox
You are not only there are lots of people waiting for the answer so wait but we know that Google updates at every 3 months I think.
Pagerank is useless and out of date, who gives a crap???? What difference does it make?Google has repeatedly said they will be getting away from it. It might be time to put your energy somewhere else like content,traffic,serps,links and more useful things
I think they should shut this crappy PR system down within one year, just give everyone a notice so they can get prepared. It would make the Internet a better place - would stop so much of the crap on these forums.