I no longer want to be ned

You would like me in the six inch come get me pumps

 

I just realized that my last post "that I wouldn't be able to keep you in anything"
could be misconstrued as meaning you wouldn't be wearing any clothes at all because we would be constantly engaged in passionate monkey loving.

However I meant I would not be able to afford to buy you anything since I'm poor. Sorry for the confusion.

 

I thought it meant you were out of S&M cages.

 

Why CR you got some left over from your last party?

 

How does a thread about ned wanting to kill himself turn into a discussion of vacation fantasies?

 

Is that your vacation fantasy? Who said vacation?

 

Wow you just told everyone about the little trip you like to take to S&M Island in your head.

 

Ned,

What meaning do you put in "starting over"? Just rep points or you think you'll do things differently?

 

You can't teach an old dog new tricks!!!

Leopards can't change their spots!!!

Ned can never lose his red!!!

The end.

 

Did someone say passionate monkey loving???

 

Yeah. Why? You want to peel my bannana?

 

Oooooooooooooooooooohhhh yes..........

 

You cheeky monkey.

 

We can be swingers and go from tree to tree looking for more hot monkey love.

 

Is that a group activity? Or gang mentality....either way I wanna sell shavers and after shave by the trees you guys are hanging by. Oh and some ebooks for banana smoothies!

 

Ned is not into swinging.

 

No activity from Ned in days! wow is he gone, did he reregister, what's up?

 

i think he's in some sort of spiritual retreat.........maybe he's like madonna?

 

Oh yeah, you beat and bloddy him and now you're concerned about him? Gimme a break, mon!

 

Shawn, you can change his username to IamRed now!!