Is your site about magazine covers? If so I found this: http://www.flexoffers.com/affiliate-programs/magazines-com-inc-affiliate-program/ hope this helps
Maybe you should first remove those adult ads. Good affiliate programs review manually the affiliates, and they will decline your application right away.
Choosing the right affiliate program is usually dependent on the niche you looking to enter, your site is down so I could not help with a good program for you.
That's a lie. Use a crap site on CJ.com for example, use it to sign up for everyone. Then use a "higher" quality site and you'll see you won't get many more.
What do you mean that's a lie, I visited the site he posted in his original thread post and it says "suspendedpage".
Man, your site is down so we can't give you any advice. There are a lot of good programs out there, so just tell what niche are you interested in and people can recommend you suitable programs. Good luck