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I need a Haircut!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by scurvy, May 1, 2020.

  1. #1
    Due to the endless lockdown no more barbers- my hair is growing unattended- I look like Fabio now (maybe slightly less handsome).
    My beard looks like Jesus.
    What to do??
    SEMrush
     
    scurvy, May 1, 2020 IP
    SEMrush
  2. mmerlinn

    mmerlinn Prominent Member

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    Umm, dig into your wife's sewing box, steal her scissors, and go to work. She will kill you for ruining her sewing scissors and at that point you will never need to worry about hair growth again.
     
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  3. scurvy

    scurvy Well-Known Member

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    no woman No Cry.
     
    scurvy, May 2, 2020 IP
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    MagdaS Active Member

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    LOL. But seriously: make use of scisors and mirror....
     
    MagdaS, May 3, 2020 IP
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    scurvy Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking of going bald...
     
    scurvy, May 3, 2020 IP
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    JoeSpirit Active Member

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    I once told my stylist that I was going to let my hair grow until it's long enough to donate. Then I was going to buy a Norelco and fire her. Took a few moments before that sank in.

    Then she hit me.
     
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    Spartan14 Active Member

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    Go bald my friend ,this its the way to go .Loot at me how good i look and i go bald but now my hair grow again
     
    Spartan14, May 4, 2020 IP
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    Sensei.Design Prominent Member

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    #8
    Embrace the beard, in regards to the haircut just order a cheap machine from amazon it will do the trick. I wouldn't risk it with the scissors
     
    Sensei.Design, May 4, 2020 IP
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    deathshadow Acclaimed Member

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    They're called scissors. Use this other thing called a "mirror" to get the front right, and for the back? run your finger up the back of your neck until you feel the base of the skull, there should be a depression where the two meet unless you're up over 400 pounds with "no neck" and five chins. Use that as a guide to get the back straight.

    As to the beard, it's called a razor, or if you want to keep it, use a pair of electric shears with one of the attachments to control the length.

    In other words, learn to adult.
     
    Last edited: May 5, 2020
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    JEET Notable Member

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    Beard like Jesus? You have never tried shaving at home?

    And while you are at it, consider shaving the head too! It'll come back by the time lockdown is over.
     
    JEET, May 5, 2020 IP
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    scurvy Well-Known Member

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    I shave me ass once
     
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    malky66 Acclaimed Member

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    Are you sure it wasn't your face?
     
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    TableTop Writing Banned

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    I just buzzed my hair yesterday with a #3 guard.
     
    TableTop Writing, May 6, 2020 IP
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    scurvy Well-Known Member

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    I look like Jesus now
     
    scurvy, May 6, 2020 IP
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    deathshadow Acclaimed Member

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    Jesus Christ looks like me.... Jesus Chriiiiiist, yeah!

     
    deathshadow, May 7, 2020 IP
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    OMG, I feel your pain dude.
    I just try to not look in the mirror, but when I do, I think of myself as Christ lol
     
    RobertJays, May 16, 2020 IP
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    scurvy Well-Known Member

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    Jesus
     
    scurvy, May 16, 2020 IP
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    I just shave everything including my hair. Don't see what the big deal is.
     
    dollorphanage, May 18, 2020 IP
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    Forseti Peon

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    Find a person with the same problems. and urge each other
     
    Forseti, May 19, 2020 IP
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    OfaOVVV Peon

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    just be with no hair or cut it to 1cm.
     
    OfaOVVV, May 27, 2020 IP