Buying I need a GREAT writer (If you suck please don't read this)

Howdy -

I'm looking for a writer for a series of projects. Each project will be 2 articles with specific directions that must be followed. Topics are usually instructional in nature (i.e. How to get a date in 30 days).

You have to have some chops. IF YOU SUCK AS A WRITER DON'T BOTHER APPLYING. I'm a professional writer myself, and I know what good writing looks and feels like. So don't waste your time or mine if you can't deliver unique quality work.

PM me a sample of your work and your rate. If you seem like a good fit, I'll give you a shout.

Cheers -
John G.

 

respected employer,





I'LL BE CHARGING $1 PER 100 WORDS...DO LET ME KNOW IF I AM THE ONE YOU WERE SEARCHING FOR..
THANKING YOU
REGARDS

 

lmao, professional enough for you, Mr Galt?

 

hey what ru trin to sy can u elaborate??? r u making a fool out of me????

 

Actually, by submitting the text you already accomplished that.

 

I may be wrong, but I'm guessing when Mr Galt asked for writing that didn't suck I'm pretty sure he wasn't looking for text speak.

do u get wot i mean?

 

And besides, shouldn't he fix his keyboard first? His Caps lock appears to be stuck

 

hmmm what a joke...cool..!!!!!! ru a standup comedian or sumthinn??????evrybodyy laugh hahahahahaha!!!!!