i need 6 funny writers for fun job.

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  1. sarthak_99

    sarthak_99 Banned

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    #21
    1)hey bitch pull my finger off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2)not all cars can be stolen some have locks...:p
    3)no wonder why cats are so dangerous!!!!!!!!
    hope u like them......
    $0.05 per post...
     
    sarthak_99, Apr 6, 2008 IP
  2. za_rule

    za_rule Peon

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    #22
    1.'cuckoo' is my middle name
    2.hmmm....should i change the lock to a bigger one????
    3.where is my friend??? plus why this hole is wet????

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    go85 Active Member

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    #23
    #1 - "Like, does this shirt totally go with my demonic eyes, or what?"

    #2 - "After the thieves forced their way past the deadbolt lock on my trunk, I figured it was time to upgrade to something a little more serious."

    #3 - "Fresh off defeating the evil feline intruder, Super Caterpillar made his way back to the Hall of Justice... very slowly."

    Rate: .07

    Thanks,
    Mark
     
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  4. Jake Howard

    Jake Howard Well-Known Member

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    #24
    1. Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, I can not believe this is an authentic wooden post

    2. If you think my house is bad, you should see my car.

    3. What is worse then a worm in your apple?

    I have no idea what my going rate is, so I am happy to negotiate whatever you feel is fair.

    Cheers

    Jake
     
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    rayza Peon

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    #25
    1. Whhhaaaaaaat?!!!!! Are you saying you're going out with me on that shoes?!
    2. Cops found a new way to trap amatuer car thieves.
    3. I can feel it. But I can't see it. Is it just my imagination?

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  6. JimmiCanon

    JimmiCanon Member

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    #26
    hello, I'd Be GLAD to have this job!

    Picture1: Ok thats it. You wanna fight! You and me right here right now!

    Picture2: Get the "top 'o' the line" security system, it keeps everyone out! literally...

    Picture3: Yooo man looking for some caterpillar(drugs)?

    My Rate would be 0.01-0.02 per pic.

    I honestly wouldn't take this as a job job.. more like look at pics and express your self for MINIMUM wage.
     
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  7. colombo

    colombo Active Member

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    #27
    thanks for all your funny comments.

    I already pick one writer, i will pick the next 5 in the next 48 hours.

    so if you have more funny comments just post them.

    Please don't forget to post your price.
     
    colombo, Apr 7, 2008 IP
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    Firefry Peon

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    #28
    $0.1 per picture if I get picked
     
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    CutPrice Peon

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    #29
    1. "I just pulled a whole fish out of mouth. I think I can find the burger we had for lunch too."
    2. "Car jacker vs. lock master. Who do you think will win?"
    3. "No, that isn't a worm. It's feces sneezed out."

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  10. RosieT

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    #30
    #1. Her state of the art, chronic agrophobia panic-button didn't seem to be doing the trick this time.

    #2. With prisons positively overflowing, the government has resorted to drastic measures.

    #3. The amateur taxidermy classes weren't quite going as planned... not for Ginger, at least.

    $0.10 per caption

    P.S. I'm English
     
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    snarke Peon

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    #31
    #1. Yes! Sometimes I do get that not so fresh feeling!
    #2. Dear IRS... Surely there is a better way...
    #3. This? Has been a nasty flu.
     
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