Hi all, I'm about to launch my Funny Pictures site and i need 6 super funny writers to write funny stuff about my pictures. the job is very fun, all you need to do is: see funny pictures and write funny stuff about them. it's an easy job for the right people, not every writer can write funny stuff. so to make it more fun i will post here 3 funny pictures, if you interested in this job, write one punch line for each picture and tell me your price per post. post=funny line about a picture. there is about 1500 pictures so we basically talking about 500 post per writer and i need 6 writers, so i will have about 2 funny lines for each picture. let the fun begin...
Picture 1 : (Drunk girl) - CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds Picture 2 : Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex. Picture 3 : Lord give me patience... But Hurry!
LOL radhika.writer.... I think if he/she wont take you for job he/she wouldn't be smart OMG! So Funny text
Picture 1 : "Eeeeeeh .. Who are the beer king ? I AM !!" Picture 2 : Best way to protect you from stealing keys is to not use them ! Picture 3 : worm - "Ahooy .. Moom .. Are you there ?" Rate : $0.05 per image !
Picture 1 : ''I warned you that you don't want to make me MAD!'' Picture 2 : No car thief will have smart enough car unlock system to unlock this baby! Picture 3 : ''Oh crap, worm snivel again''
Picture 1 : I am natural beauty, why are you doubting me????????? Picture 2 : Use extra safety when playing into Picture 3 : Ohh Shit!! Not again, i am tired of snizzing
Picture 1:Hey you all, can you make your eyes look like an egg?I can,see,see,see my eyes!!!! Picture 2:This is the best way to protect your car using that lock and on the other hand leaving the whole window open.LOL Picture 3idn't you get any other hole to enter,You are killing me,get out quickly.
Thank you all for your replay radhika.writer, i like your style SpontoZ - comment for picture 3 is in the right way Rintrus - comment for picture 2 is very good Pls post your rate as well, it's an important factor.
PIC 1- look at me i am the queen of heaven. PIC 2- FOR sale the world best security system for the cars....... PIC 3- yes i am ready to eat u.....
#1. "I'm telling you...don't go near the chili!" #2. My other lock got shot off, and I figured MasterLock can take a bullet #3. Snowball was discovered with four times the lethal dose of caterpiller in her bloodstream.
#1 I thought you said these pantie liners stay there for up to 12hrs #2 One lady owner, remote central locking.... #3 Quick in here no one will find us...
#1 - wats that down there....is that your DI**? #2 - i am sorry, but thats the only way i could use my lock. #3 - How the hell did u get up there, get down!!!!!!! you are giving me a tickle..... Rate - .05$ per image
#1 - Why you should not drink and do drugs while pregnant #2 - Fords new Theft Protection System #3 - Cat Nip over-dose
Please keep it clean guys. it's for "safe for work" site. i need high quality and clean humor comments.
1. NEWS FLASH: When emos get mad! 2. Doodle Motel, Garage Room #69 is occupied. 3. Cat found dead, killer still on the crime scene.
Picture #1 Can you pull my finger? Picture #2 Maybe with this pad lock on the door I can convince a car thief theres something valuable inside and he can take the hunk of junk off my hands. Picture #3 What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a cat sniff worm?
1. The sign says “Don’t touch the wood!â€â€¦ I wonder whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! 2. If you like the paint job, you've got to see the interior. 3. What? How do you clean yours? $0.05 per picture.