I need $500 in 1 week any ideas?

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  1. spyxx

    spyxx Peon

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    #61
    did you really want to find some way to earn 500 or promoting your virus?
     
    spyxx, Mar 1, 2008 IP
  2. PeoplesArcade

    PeoplesArcade Banned

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    #62
    ACTUALLY. It IS possibly. I know it is possible 100%. Someone kept sending a family member of mine spam. he emailed them back and said. "If you keep sending me spam, i will destroy your computer" Anyways ofcourse they didnt stop. And i dunno how the hell he did it (He works for either intel or IBM i can never remember) but he programmed this thing IN a email. And it was a little gif animation of a dynamite stick of the wick slowley burning out. And then when it got to the end. it would flash "Bye bye" and then your computer was kaput. And he never recieved spam from them again

    Ofcourse half people out there wont believe me. Infact ill be suprised if even one of you do. But whatever. Just stating that i think it is possible. HOWEVER i dont think he "Made one" or that if its set on a timer. That you cant get rid of it. This thing did it instantly. For it to be on a timer. it has to be on your hard drive. Im pretty sure thats a simple fix ;)
     
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  3. ardley216

    ardley216 Peon

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    #63
    the guy asked for some help, not sarcasm...

    sell ebooks; free, easy,quick

    ok, best way to get free ebooks, download through some torrents... and list many many ebooks on ebay... wait a week and you'll have some cash.. keep doing it and you'll have an income :D

    hope thats some help
     
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  4. tinner666

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    #64
    You two are pretty stupid, eh!:D:D:D
     
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  5. microtekblue

    microtekblue Well-Known Member

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    #65
    Thats horrible advice man...You can't sell copyrighted ebooks on ebay!

    Your account will get banned.
     
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  6. nick2007

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    #66
    Maybe you can teach me too.
     
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  7. jasonxxx102

    jasonxxx102 Well-Known Member

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    #67
    I will upload a video to youtube and I will show you people...
     
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  8. IcedFalcon

    IcedFalcon Peon

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    #68
    All other BS aside I am still trying to figure out how a leet virus creator gets hit by his own virus. Even so, if you get attacked by your own virus it must be karma, there is no less worthwhile activity than being malicious. It degrades the rest of us and costs a lot more in time and money than your $500.
    I'm still waiting to see proof; you keep saying you will show so do it already and not just before and after because I can do that in 30 seconds with a lighter and few drops of fuel.

    This story kinda reminds me of this guy... At least he wasn't expecting anyone to take him seriously.

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. jasonxxx102

    jasonxxx102 Well-Known Member

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    #69
    Its done who wants to see it?
     
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  10. SecureWebDev

    SecureWebDev Active Member

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    #70
    post a public link everyone wants to see it
     
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    #71
    post a public link everyone wants to see it
     
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  12. Dashrox

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    #72
    good luck getting the money
     
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  13. JamesKwanda

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    #73
    I would say that is impossible unless you have a established business like me... But you could try ebay.... Will take longer than a week to create something over $500. Or maybe just sell something from your house.
     
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    #74
    hahaha.....seriously , I never though DP has a joke forum....
     
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    #75
    Ok...we're anxiously waiting for the link to view YOU typing some keys, pausing the camera and then setting your computer on fire.
     
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    #76
    ;D exactly, there is no source code to the virus -- its all hand coded baby lol
     
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    #77
    1 week is a very short time, I'd get a loan or borrow money from your parents. Or just fix your computer by taking it somewhere.
     
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  18. Giamatti

    Giamatti Well-Known Member

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    #78
    actually there is, there is this virus that stops your fin from blowing air... i betcha that destroys some things in your pc.
     
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    #79
    I want to se the video lol
     
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  20. semeasy

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    #80
    there's a HUGE market for comics....i understand you might not want to let go but......ebay is definitely the way to go....don't go to the corner comic store. waste of time and you'll be makin THEM money. depending on if you bundle the comics or not you'll make some decent cash.....although you'll have to set the bidding time to less than a week. hope it helps.
     
    semeasy, Apr 16, 2008 IP