I really like these Jokes. So I m sharing with you.. 1.) Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. 2.) Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 4 you and your parents. 3.) Lovers sitting in a park, Boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already marriedâ€. 4.) Interviewer: What is skeleton? Bob: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! 5.) A doctor falls in love with a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to the nurse : “I Love You Sisterâ€. These are my fav. jokes...
I must say that the husband doesn't have a grudge on her wife's parents right? haha thanks for the joke I like it
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "The moral of this story is:" "Always keep your condoms in your car."
Two more jokes I m sharing with you... 1.)1 day I read Smoking is Bad, I Stop Smoking! 1 day I read Drinking is Bad, I Stop Drinking! 1 day I read Kissing is Bad, I Stopped Reading.. 2.) Little John came running into the house and asked, “Mummy, can little girls have babies?†“Of course notâ€, said his mom, Little John then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!â€
A man goes to the doctor and says to the doctor: "It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side) "And when I press here" (pressing the other side) "And here" (his leg) "And here, here and here" (his other leg, and both arms) So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong... "You've got a F****ing broken finger!"
25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that it doesn't apply to you