I love my job, I love my job

I love my job, I love my job

Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea.
It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.
What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it.
However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops, totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job."

 

Hmmm - pretty shi**y day... lol

 

If that's true, that's very funny. (I'm guessing it's another urban legend)

 

Hehe It's for real. Crazy huh?

 

I don't know. I bet it's true. The Darwin awards are better than that and they are true. (the one about the veterinarian examining the elephant and being suffocated under its excrement being the only one I can remember off hand)

 

My god, that is excellent

Imagine not being able to poop!

 

What are the Darwin Awards? Never heard of em.

 

http://www.darwinawards.com/

 

Not only is this probably an urban legend, but the darwin awards folks also think it is not true:

http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-13.html

The big give-away is the fact that he has to explain his job to his sister, as if she has no idea what he does for a living. There are also a number of technical problems in the story. For example, a dive that deep would not be done with a wet suit, but with a pressurized "dry suit", with a helmet and suit filled with air. If he was indeed in a wet suit, then he would not have been able to readily converse with his supervisor. And so on. Stories this outrageous shouldn't be believed without corroborating evidence.