I lie awake waiting for you.

ohhhh, so romantic

 

Ha ha ha very good.

 

i know one like that, it like, "its my first time, i started to squeeze, it was coming out, it was going everywhere, i was enjoying this so much.... etc etc


then it says "my first time milking a cow"

 

Hehe, funny, I will use that.

 

Nice one lol