I had planned to go out today and my wife had her friend comming over, who is quite cute. I cancelled my plans and my wife seemed quite miffed. The lesson I learnt was in a situation like this never comment "Why are you so angry, were the two of you planning on having sex?" Now if you find yourself in this situation, which IMHO is perfectly undestandable, never, ever, never follow up with "Don't yell, I don't mind, I'd just like to watch." Good Luck, Roman@doghouse.com
You can really piss her off by walking around in some ripped undies while her friend is over. A couple of farts and burps will help too.
Hahaha ... that's wrong in so many ways. Perfectly understandable, but now your wife knows you like her friend. That means little 'traps' and seemingly innocent comments designed to make you admit it followed by long sulks and expressions that would sour milk. Look out, my friend! btw, saying she can 'video the action for you for later' isn't a good idea, either. @Iowadog - you're just plain lying (or deluded). While theoretically possible, like time travel, what you say can't be done.
the moment you get into such a situation, you're trapped - nothing you do works. i guess best is to just keep quiet...
Tell me you didn’t say that!!! Are you sleeping inside the house tonight? My wife would have kicked my ass.
Yeah I did, and later in the day my wife was bugging me about something for quite some time, I finally said "Go ask your girlfriend". Anyways, I think I'm cut off now.
I think with surgery, you might have a chance of some sort of sex life. After all, Bobbitt managed. Did it hurt?