I have the longest banana.

I can proudly say that I rank #1 for the term 'longest banana' on Google.

So in all the world I have the longest banana.

I only wish I was in this position before I got married because it could have been such a chick magnet, but alas, oh cruel fate.

PS: If this thread doesn't bump me to #2, I will surely be impressed.

 

nice, man! so you are the one that sends me daily tons of emails with the subject "enlarge your penis", "add length to your penis" and so on, right ?

 

lol i imagine you meeting some girls and:
" hey gals whatssup, you know i got the longest banana ever ? Thats true just look on internet " " You dont trust me thats alright i'll have to prove it to ya ... "

Lol weird subject tho

 

For only $49.99 I'll teach you how to have the longest banana.

 

lol that's funny .. I think I won't be eating bananas soon too

 

Wow, I see you also created another user : http://forums.digitalpoint.com/member.php?u=18184

 

hahaha nice find

 

Just don't tell people that "for a low fee of $2, I will permanently LINK my banana to you"

 

i wonder how the traffic looks like on your page?

 

LOL, someone already paid me to link my banana to them.

 

Is there any utility in being tops for that search? How often is it typed in?

 

Not much, just bragging rights.