Nope, not jealous. My friend just brought me back 70% dark chocolate from France. It has little elephants on it.
Now we know why they used to say "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" Minstrel, women don't need us if we give them Chocolate
I am just here to use these young chicks, they would rather have girlfriends versus boyfriends and I understand their game well. Drinking hard liquor and going to show bars makes sense when you really think about it