I was thinking of opening a gag website sendadick.com, kind of like poopsenders.com, someone orders a buffalo or cow penis and sends it to there boss/mother/co workers, it would be private and I would put a card in the bag of dicks saying "suck it" and the website name sounds like a good idea right? what are the legalities of this? does UPS or USPS allow penises to be sent through snail mail? of course I would put on some preservatives in it so it doesnt rot.
Wow. Personally, I dont hate anyone enough to want to send them a literal, physical, penis in a box. But hey, there has to be *some* kind of market out there.