I hate Paris Hilton!

Hell I will take any job that pays over a 100 bucks a day right now

 

I am sure she will pay you better than that. I have seen her driveway...it is long.

Maybe you could hook up a job as her chef or something.

 

Hell the more you talk about her the sexier she sounds

Didn't her old man just leave her

 

I don't know. But, if he did this is probably the perfect time to hit her up for a new driveway.

 

To hell with the driveway, she can give me the keys to the Ferrari and a few credit cards so I can cruise the beach looking for hot young chicks

PS: I should have married a rich old woman long ago, what a fool I am

 

her chef earns the most money.

she eats enough to feed a small army, i reckon

 

Well, you need to watch that episode of the Chapelle show for some pointers

 

Yeah Paris Hilton is a real tugboat, heard that girl

 

Har Har you know full well I was talking about Ho-prah

 

There goes your career, well show business is not ALL that, is it guys

PS: You could always become a webmaster since show business does not look like it is going to work out for you Mella

 

No, but being a dreamer/in the construction business is ALL that.

 

So this means that you were interested in show business as a career move

 

I'd give Paris Hilton a ride on the ole' bone roller coatser.

 

You can do better Crazy, but your a gold digger

PS: Business slow Rob

 

What a guy

 

Never! Why do you ask?

 

Good for you man, I just thought you were moving on Paris for money

 

yup, I act, I sing, I model.

hahah

You will be seeing the name 'Carmella' in lights in hollywood one day.

(well maybe not you literally you are 46 and it may take me a while)

 

Nah, I couldn't care less about her money.

I think she's a pretty cute girl...until she speaks.

 

Thanks for reminding me I am past my prime Mella

PS: Rob as you know she is one of the richest young girls in the world