I hate my site and want to give it away.

Give me that dang site so I can monetize it properly and get some more cheeze for my ramen noodles.

 

we now have the dominant type At very least I hope I made you laugh Coleen!

 

All I can tell you when it comes to l0ngest things, I rule, and anyone that really knows me will back me up on this. You can never compete.

 

If you give it to me i promise to put a fire on there so it always burns a very slow and painful death

 

Sorry mate I don’t like you that much Your a nice bloke and all that but I reserve myself for the ladies? I am not sending you any pictures either

LOL.

 

Give it to me so that I can turn it into an ebook site, with 20,000 words of which 12,367 are highlighted yellow. I will put lots of "buy me" links without stating the price, and stick lots of flash cars and houses to show what someone with the business skills of Richard Branson could achieve.

And finally, Colleen, I would need your testimonial to say how fantastic the product is.

Sound good?

 

You just don't measure up, dude.

 

Dear Colleen

I feel I deserve the site.

There are numerous reasons but one which I think you can relate to as a woman.

I drive my wife insane.....

See I've spent $1,000.00s on POS sites which I still have because ....I bought them and cannot part with them.

So I thought....here is a novel idea a POS site which won't make my wife insane with my wasting money

Save her from me Colleen.....

 

Don't give it to me, I don't have enough time to wait 2 minutes everytime for the site to load

 

^^^ That's a proper description and he meets all the requirements.

The rest of you with ~ 100 posts are making me all roudy about you.

If you don't read the first topic, then don't even think about posting!

 

Excuse me? Ummmm, To what exactly?

Sorry visio for acting like a child, it's them that made me do it (pointing finger) anyway enough said, what on earth mcfox is going on about god only knows, i don't know the chap, i may be missing the point? Yeah he has a long domain name! Is that what you are insinuating? I will not post here again...

 

You guys are turning this thread into a 'quick-post-count-boost'. Some of you think your jokes are just so funny and others think that if they talk like the site is trash it will make them look good. Your wrong. Your making fools of yourselves. If you don't qualify or don't have anything beneficial to add please don't post. No i'm not a mod I just get sick of wading through nonesense.
Thank you!

 

ROFL it does take a while

 

You don't read things very carefully, do you?

 

I find this funny, so many complaining about slow load times for the site. Yet here I sit, with one of the crappiest net connections known to man and it loads damn near instantly for me.

 

I need it, I want it, I will die without it. Please help support my habit and give it to me.

 

Hi Colleen,

Reason why I would love to have this website include:

1. I love tinkering with scripts
2. Interesting and fun domain names
3. Information is great!
4. The site might load slow, but it is worth the wait - more anticipation.
5. Recreational break from work
6. I really want it!

I know I do not have 500 posts, but I thought you might give me a break. I am always working and never have time to post, so this would give me a wonderful way to take a break with a website to enjoy.

Thanks,
Serenity

 

You just think it does. Five minutes is not a fast load time.

 

Loads instantly here Faster than DP for me!

 

she has allot of reading to do
100th post on this thread.
GRIM i wish i had your internet connection