Office mail is entertaining from time to time. Here's one from our office's Friday exchanges: When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested" Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson." Code (markup):
Just on a side note kinda realted to Jobs... I was applying for car insurance recently... Im an System Admin and IT wasnt in the Job list.. But "Chicken Sexer" was....... Anyway......
lol, that's funny... i used to have a book with all sorts of stupid things that have been written on products.. my favorite i think was a box of liquid pudding..., apparently the box top wasn't made the best...and because they wanted to save money they just decided to put a warning on the box... so on the BOTTOM of the box, they put DO NOT TURN BOX UPSIDE DOWN OR CONTENTS MAY SPILL....