I had s** with my cell phone because I was high!

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  1. -Abhishek-

    -Abhishek- Regaining my Momentum!

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    #41
    aaawwww ... warrior honey! lol ...
    My cousin's came ...
    I ate my dad because I hate my family !!! lol
     
    -Abhishek-, Jun 8, 2006 IP
  2. DomainMaster

    DomainMaster Banned

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    #42
    This should help
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bitch+out
     
    DomainMaster, Jun 8, 2006 IP
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  3. Maksa

    Maksa Well-Known Member

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    #43
    i fell in love with A homeless guy Because thats how i roll.


    lol really funny ;)
     
    Maksa, Jun 9, 2006 IP
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    pratik Notable Member

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    #44
    "i murdered my pshyciatrist Because i was high"

    ;)
     
    pratik, Jun 9, 2006 IP
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    Maksa Well-Known Member

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    #45
    lol this thread is really funny
     
    Maksa, Jun 9, 2006 IP
  6. Lucky Bastard

    Lucky Bastard Peon

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    #46
    i gave a lap dance to a policeman because im sexy and i do what i want
    haha, lol.
     
    Lucky Bastard, Jun 10, 2006 IP
  7. GRIM

    GRIM Prominent Member

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    #47
    Did you at least get out of the speeding ticket for your effort?
     
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  8. Such Great Heights

    Such Great Heights Peon

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    #48
    I had sex with my cell phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

    What's so weird about that?
     
    Such Great Heights, Jun 10, 2006 IP
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    #49
    ok,, here again

    I ate myself because im sexy and i do what i want. LOL
     
    tonyinabox, Jun 10, 2006 IP
  10. tonyinabox

    tonyinabox Peon

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    #50
    I like this one. LOL


    seem that I have to eat myself all the time since I can' change my birthdate :eek:
     
    tonyinabox, Jun 10, 2006 IP
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    Rage Well-Known Member

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    #51
    i murdered a jones soda Because Im naked!

    No Comments!
     
    Rage, Jun 10, 2006 IP
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    mightyb Banned

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    #52
    I feel in love with a gangster because the voices told me to.
     
    mightyb, Jun 10, 2006 IP
  13. Daniel

    Daniel Peon

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    #53
    I sang to a ninja because im sexy and do what i want Mwahahahahaha
     
    Daniel, Jun 10, 2006 IP