I had s** with my cell phone because I was high!

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  1. EWD

    EWD Well-Known Member

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    #21
    Please explain what you mean by this !
     
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  2. ZachG

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    #22
    I had s** with my neighbor because I can't control myself
     
    ZachG, Jun 7, 2006 IP
  3. SumitBahl

    SumitBahl Reign of Chaos

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    #23
    i shot a goat Because i cant control myself.

    lol, pretty funny what others got.
     
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    #24
    i bitched out your mom because that's how i roll


    haha... that was so cool! thanks -Abhishek- ;)
     
    gUrLaLiEn, Jun 8, 2006 IP
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    #25
    I gave my number to a DVD player because I cannot control myself.......!
     
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  6. moq

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    #26
    haha!

    MOTI
     
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  7. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #27
    I ate a football player because I was drunk :eek: pathetic :eek: puke :eek:
     
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    mcmaktoby Active Member

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    #28
    i gave a lap dance to my best friends boyfriend Because thats how i roll.

    WTF!:eek: :eek:
     
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    mavahntooth Well-Known Member

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    #29
    I smacked my sister Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
     
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    #30
    I ate a Mexican because I can't control myself. :p

    This is so funny!
     
    Ladan Lashkari, Jun 8, 2006 IP
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    #31
    i murdered a stuffed animal because im sexy and i do what i want
     
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  12. -Abhishek-

    -Abhishek- Regaining my Momentum!

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    #32
    [offtopic]Ladan Lashkari If thats u in ur avatar :) My .... ur pretty![/offtopic]
     
    -Abhishek-, Jun 8, 2006 IP
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    #33
    I humped your mom because I was drunk. :eek:
     
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  14. EWD

    EWD Well-Known Member

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    #34
    He He! I can imagine that if I were drunk :p
     
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    #35
    "I ate a stuffed animal because that's how I roll"
     
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    #36
    4----i sang to
    26-------my brother
    Black-------Because I was drunk.

    :)
     
    LemuriaHost, Jun 8, 2006 IP
  17. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    #37
    homophobia remains rampant at DP! I like pink ;)

    What on earth does "bitched out" mean? The same as "bitch about" I presume. No amount of desperate housewives or the apprentice extended my american vocab to that.
     
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    #38
    I humped the computer because I can't control myself...well I might be going now.
     
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    #39
    I ate a condom because I was high.
     
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  20. honey

    honey Prominent Member

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    #40
    I shot a gangster Because the voices told me to.
     
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