This is stupid but give it a try just for fun and post what you get...mine is whats in the subject ----------------------------------------------------------------- Pick the month you were born. 1----i shot 2----i ate 3----i smacked 4----i sang to 5----i fell in love with 6----i murdered 7----i gave my number to 8----i had sex with 9----i choked on 10---i bitched out 11---i humped 12---i gave a lap dance to ----------------------------------------------------------------- Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------A homeless guy 2-------a gangster 3-------a banana 4-------a fork 5-------a mexican 6-------your mom 7-------a condom 8-------an ipod 9-------my best friends boyfriend 10-------a goat 11-------my dog 12-------my dad 13-------the computer 14-------my science teacher 15-------my neighbor 16-------myself 17-------a jones soda 18-------a llama 19-------a football player 20-------a stuffed animal 21-------a permenant marker 22-------a policeman 23-------a ninja 24-------a baseball bat 25-------my pshyciatrist 26-------my brother 27-------my sister 28-------a pickle 29-------a dvd player 30-------a paperclip 31-------my cell phone ----------------------------------------------------------------- Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White------Because i was high. Black-------Because I was drunk. Pink--------Because im a homosexual. Red---------Because the voices told me to. Blue--------Because i cant control myself. Green------Because I hate myself. Purple------Because Im naked. Gray--------Because thats how i roll. Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange----Because i hate my family. Other-------Because that's how I roll. none------because im sexy and i do what i want ----------------------------------------------------------------- Enjoy Abhishek
i like that one ^^^ here's what i've got: i choked on an ipod Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
i humped my best friends' boyfriend because i was drunk.. damn that thing is good.... i just did that yesterday