I got this Rash......

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MetaGuru, Aug 10, 2005.

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  1. palespyder

    palespyder Psycho Ninja

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    #21
    Yeah, the visual of that is now burned permenantly into my mind....disturbing
     
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  2. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #22
    Disturbing is putting it mildly.

    Damn thee, MetaGuru. Thou shall be smoten repeatedly with a scourge of pestilence and all manner of itchy things!

    How about hanging out in San Francisco with a sign that says, "You scratch my package, I'll scratch yours"?
     
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  3. lorien1973

    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    #23
    Mayhaps that's howeth the rash doth gotteth thereth in the firsteth placeth.
     
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  4. petertdavis

    petertdavis Notable Member

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    #24
    You need a swimming pool sized bath tub.
     
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  5. MetaGuru

    MetaGuru Guest

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    #25
    I have never been smoten before, is it fun.

    BIGBOB
     
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  6. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #26
    Not usually, but I have a sneaking suspicion you'll like it... :eek:
     
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  7. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

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    #27
    Smite those Penis Parasites!
     
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  8. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #28
    I'm getting confused now... are they Penis Parasites? or Scrotum Squigglers?
     
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  9. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

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    #29
    Same difference...
     
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  10. focus3

    focus3 Peon

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    #30
    No... one has legs and the other doesnt
     
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  11. petertdavis

    petertdavis Notable Member

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    #31
    bag cheese
     
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  12. MetaGuru

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    #32
    I think they are ball bag bugs, they live of the fromunda cheese.

    BIGBOB
     
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  13. Homer

    Homer Spirit Walker

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    #33
    Sorry to hear about your dilemma BIG BOB. When you sit down and have a dump do you wipe it? If so than you should be able to keep the genetelia clean as well. Barring that...see a doctor!
     
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  14. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #34
    ewwww... unsubscribe button! unsubscribe button! where IS that damn thing! :eek:
     
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  15. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    #35
    Why not just cop a squat over a fire?
     
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  16. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #36
    Agitate>Disinfect:

    Scrape the area with a steel wool pad and then pour some rubbing alcohol on it.
     
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  17. focus3

    focus3 Peon

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    #37
    Just go see a doctor....Dr. Phil or even Maury Povich will help you
     
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  18. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

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    #38
    Or Dr. Dave...
     
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    #39
    Now I'm not going to have a good day in a long time. :(
     
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  20. lorien1973

    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    #40
    When DP made this forum; I'm sure this is the type of thread he hoped would happen LOL.
     
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